(09-17-2014, 05:02 PM)CrookedTarot Wrote:(09-17-2014, 04:54 PM)OttoVann Wrote: "Dear Phoenix,
How many women is too many? Â I find myself lately being choked by all of them clamoring for what little time I have, while also beginning something akin to a steady relationship with a proper Highland woman I encountered the other day at The Quicksand.
For example, yesterday I had Ridley fetch this new woman that I am trying to be steady with, and three others decided to join me relatively unannounced, which leaves me with a total party of six in my room when I only wanted a bit of one on one time. Â How would you manage this mess?
All the best.
v/r
-Otto Vann"
Dear Otto Vann,
I would recommend that you take a moment and consider your priorities. On the one hand, you have a woman who is dedicated to you (presumably) and finds you engaging and attractive enough to overlook the effect your ungodly amount of charisma with the opposite sex.
On the other hand, you have (again presumably) an ungodly amount of charisma that results in an equally ungodly amount of bragging rights.
The question is less about what I would do if I was in this mess and more about which you value more; a quiet evening alone with the one you love, or a room full of well-armed, well-trained women all vying to be the apple of your eye.
If the former, I recommend a good dead bolt and possibly a trained behemoth.
Signed,
The Phoenix
{{how about a trained nutkin}}
