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(09-17-2014, 05:06 PM)Tiergan Wrote: Dear Phoenix,

One of m'brother's chocobos has bloated to th'size of a Goobue and is just as round.  I've been tasked with helpin' Big Bo lose weight.  Th'tried and tested 'Green-on-a-Stick" method isn't really workin' out like I hoped.  What should I do?

The Pinkest Bard

Dear Pinkest Bard,

I'm afraid I'm not entirely familiar with Chocobo raising. However, I do know enough to tell you that letting your bloated Bo sit in the oven at temperatures of about 250 degrees for at least three hours and a good carving knife is one way to help cut the fat.

I recommend a nice dressing if Big Bo isn't one of the new 'pretty' colored chocobos I've seen around town.

Signed,

The Phoenix