(10-02-2014, 10:29 AM)ArmachiA Wrote:Â ^^^^(10-02-2014, 10:12 AM)Erik Mynhier Wrote:(10-02-2014, 10:00 AM)Aldotsk Wrote:(10-02-2014, 09:51 AM)Coatleque Wrote:(10-02-2014, 09:45 AM)ArmachiA Wrote: Song of Solomon man. Sex all over that poem. In the bible.
True! Â Though that's more poetic. Â I wanted to show something more visceral than "climbing palm trees" to "grab fruit".
I was gonna bring up verse 18, but then I was like "naaah."
Old Testament was pretty lewd and interesting book to read comparing to New Testament.
My holy book has better sex stories, like this one time, when our trickster god became a mare and had sex with another horse to make a baby horse with eight legs. Beat that level of weird bible!
Three sisters tricked their dad into having sex with them in a cave but getting him drunk off wine and pretending to be other people.
Incest. Bam.
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*trudges to bed* Well, you know what they say: 'Incest is best'.
