... The answer to the Highlander Male's lack of eyebrows doesn't make sense. Picture for me two Highlander Clans going to war with each other, Clan Red and Clan Blue:
Red: RAWR! I HAVE SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS! FEAR ME!
Blue: Â YAAAAR! I HAVE SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS! I AM TERRIFYING!
Red: YOUR EYEBROW-LESS FACE IS HORRIFIC! I MUST FLEE!
Blue: YOUR LACK OF EYEBROWS HAS MADE ME WISH I WORE MY BROWN PANTS! RUN AWAY!
If y'all don't mind, I will continue with my belief that Highlander males have super bushy Mentat eyebrows and that they shave them off because to let them grow free would mean they risk limiting their sight, and that in a fight they could be used as a convenient hand-hold.
Red: RAWR! I HAVE SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS! FEAR ME!
Blue: Â YAAAAR! I HAVE SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS! I AM TERRIFYING!
Red: YOUR EYEBROW-LESS FACE IS HORRIFIC! I MUST FLEE!
Blue: YOUR LACK OF EYEBROWS HAS MADE ME WISH I WORE MY BROWN PANTS! RUN AWAY!
If y'all don't mind, I will continue with my belief that Highlander males have super bushy Mentat eyebrows and that they shave them off because to let them grow free would mean they risk limiting their sight, and that in a fight they could be used as a convenient hand-hold.