(10-24-2014, 01:38 AM)GloryRhodes Wrote: Dear Phoenix,Â
I bought this rag hoping for a laugh, but it made me cry. How do I get my money back from Ul'Dah's worst newspaper?
Sincerely,
Not A Writer For Tonberry's Lantern
Dear Not a Writer,
Use the paper to dry your tears and you can consider your money well spent.
Signed,
The Phoenix
P.S. What in the hells is this Tonberry's Lantern? Never heard of it.