((Jazz we need to have a talk.))
((Yeah sure, what's up?))
((I talked it over with the clan, and we need to address your lorebreaking.))
((What do you mean?))
((Well, in the last match you used an ACR.))
((So? It's a great rifle, most accurate in the game by a wide margin.))
((Yeah, but it's a bit... Mary-Sue. I mean, it's an advanced, expensive American firearm. Our clan is composed mostly of Russian Ultranationalists and Chinese rebels.))
((But what if I found it on an enem-))
((You wouldn't know how to operate it Jazz! We don't even stock that caliber of munition!))
((Fine... I'll change. ...I'll retcon into an AK-74 at the armory."))
((Good man, and stop issuing commands in English.))
((But I don't speak Russian-))
((YOUR CHARACTER DOES, STOP RUINING THE IMMERSION))
-Jazz and Clan-Com were killed later that day by General Exex Swaglord and his army of quickscoping attack dogs.-
((Yeah sure, what's up?))
((I talked it over with the clan, and we need to address your lorebreaking.))
((What do you mean?))
((Well, in the last match you used an ACR.))
((So? It's a great rifle, most accurate in the game by a wide margin.))
((Yeah, but it's a bit... Mary-Sue. I mean, it's an advanced, expensive American firearm. Our clan is composed mostly of Russian Ultranationalists and Chinese rebels.))
((But what if I found it on an enem-))
((You wouldn't know how to operate it Jazz! We don't even stock that caliber of munition!))
((Fine... I'll change. ...I'll retcon into an AK-74 at the armory."))
((Good man, and stop issuing commands in English.))
((But I don't speak Russian-))
((YOUR CHARACTER DOES, STOP RUINING THE IMMERSION))
-Jazz and Clan-Com were killed later that day by General Exex Swaglord and his army of quickscoping attack dogs.-
