(12-04-2014, 11:50 AM)Dogberry Wrote: I cheated. Dogberry has magitek legs. I did it more to create an Ahab comparison than to handwave Dogberry's jumping, but it's convenient.
Even then, I never picture Dogberry jumping as high as he does in the animation. I picture him jumping more like he's flying from the top turnbuckle of a wrestling ring and putting as much of his weight on his spear as possible. He's not so much flying through the air as using his legs to throw himself onto the enemy like The Macho Man.
(12-04-2014, 08:41 AM)Warren Castille Wrote: it's as-reasonable a defense as you're going to get against physics-defying flying pinpoint-precise rocket jumps fueled by inner-dragons-and-or-aether.
(12-04-2014, 11:50 AM)Dogberry Wrote: I cheated. Dogberry has magitek legs.
Welp. My argument is undone. Ring the bell, stop the damn match.
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