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A new business venture ripe for investment has appeared in fine Ul'Dah, sponsoered by none other than Z'zhumii Umi, The Sex Queen of Ul'Dah herself. In a meeting with the press she announced her intention to open up a high end tavern in The Goblet.
"It will be Sagolii desert themed, with all the creature comforts expected. Good desert cuisine, throw pillows and long sofas to lounge on," Umi said. Singers and dancers will also grace the halls of Le Chat de Sable. "Despite the theme of it, I chose to go with an Ishgardian name. It means The Sand Cat."
Umi is currently looking for investors to assist her in purchasing the property. "Anyone willing to help front for the housing lot and house itself would be repaid in free food, drink and use of the bar for their own parties and events. They would be treated as VIPs, if you would."
And it's not only investors she's looking for, either. "Le Chat de Sable will also rent rooms to staff, as well as working women of courtesan or lesser title. I like to make sure that my kind are taken care of, when so few care at all."
"I do not wish to act as a pimp, just a land lady. Rent will just be rent instead of a cut of their profits, and they would be free to come and go as they pleased," Umi said. "Of course, if some are able to works as dancers and singers in the bar, they would receive the same wage as any other, and patrons are welcome to tip them."
Le Chat Sable is not, however, a brothel. "Should patrons seek further entertainment, the only rule I'd have for the employees is to keep it discrete."
Z'zhumii Umi can be found in the Quicksand most evenings, and those who are interested in backing the venture, or are interested in employment as a host, hostress, chef, bartender or entertainer are welcome to seek her out.
