Very entertaining! I think the best one I've hit on so far is:
"MISERABLE HALF-ORC BARD FROM A COMMUNE WHO NEVER TAKES THEIR ARMOUR OFF, JUST IN CASE."
EDIT: Scratch that. Its totally - "PRETTY CHILL DWARF WIZARD FROM THE GRAVE DIGGERS UNION WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL."
"MISERABLE HALF-ORC BARD FROM A COMMUNE WHO NEVER TAKES THEIR ARMOUR OFF, JUST IN CASE."

EDIT: Scratch that. Its totally - "PRETTY CHILL DWARF WIZARD FROM THE GRAVE DIGGERS UNION WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL."




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