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Jancis · **01-13-2015, 08:41 PM**

Jancis pats Tausenadel's shoulder. "I do have something that should be of quite delightment to the pilgrims. A story inspired by The Keeper and some might claim is true, though..."
"Tausen, might I implore you to share it with everyone?"
"Go on ya big lug."
Tausenadel Geispyrsyn looks up, nodding. "O' course, lass!"

Ehla steals his spot as Tausen as some people clap and cheer.

"Ahoy, ye lot. I've a tale I've heard a dozen times ov'r the course o' me life. I hope ye 'njoy it iffin' ye haven't heard it."

"Once, long ago, two men were set to war. Bent on each oth'r's utt'r oblit'ration, to bring their lands an' armies to bear against'un anoth'r. They had 'ttempted peace but there could be no und'rstandin'. They had 'ttempted bart'r an' trade, but there could be no agreement. So'un day, in desp'ration, one of the men approached Althyk in his hall."

"Here he found Althyk, seated in His grand throne, with His mighty axe upon the wall behind Him. The man begged Him to grant him the solution to solvin' this feud. A way to stave off the comin' war, as he himself hadn't the strength to do so. Althyk thought on this for a great while an' finally agreed to assist."

"In an effort to count'r the evils this man's foe would assuredly commit, Althyk would allow one of the beggin' man's s'rvants to return to a prior time. To ent'r a previous era an' convince the foe or his family at a young'r date that this choice of battle was folly. Althyk granted the beggin' man His Hourglass, with strict instructions on its use."

"The man thanked Althyk from the bottom of his heart, promisin' the God that His tool would not be misused. Travelin' home with great speed, the beggin' man returned to his castle an' chose his man with care. 'pon selection, he gave his chosen s'rvant his ord'rs, diff'rin' from the suggestion an' rules laid down by Althyk. 'Slay mine foe, man o' mine. Slay him through the death o' his moth'r so that he may nev'r have been born.'"

Pilgrims looked up in surprised, a little pink-haired Leilani's eyes widening!
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"Althyk sensed this change, growing angry at this deceit. He went to the opposin' man, warnin' him o' the first man's plot. Givin' him a simil'r Hourglass, He allowed a s'rvant of THIS man's choosin' to return to the past as well. This s'rvants goal, to protect his mast'r's moth'r. S'ara Conarr."

"As these men fought their feud across the fields o' time, Althyk grew sullen. His gifts were bein' misused, his realm trampled 'pon. It was this day he declared that man would have travel but a single direction in time. Forwards. For to return from whence ye came brings nothin' but confusin' plot holes an' bad sequels."

"Thank ye all!" Said Tausenadel, bowing to the crowd as they sat in silence.

"..."
".............."

Eventually the pilgrims, getting over their shock, applauded and laughed, Memeli gave a standing ovation, Others clapped... claps... clapclap clap clap clap.
The roedagyn wandered back to his seat, pleased with himself.

"Words escape me."

Celebration of The Keeper

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