(01-13-2015, 04:23 PM)Telluride Wrote: All these persons of pulchritude aplenty in the Flirting thread, who say they don't flirt.
Am I going to have to make up for the lost effort?
THE KELLACH WOODS SCHOOL OF NOT FLIRTING BUT TOTALLY DOING IT NONCHALANTLY.
Pre-Requisites:
Character with at least dark skin if not outright black.
Step 1-71 - Run Syrcus Tower until you get Phlegeton's Mask, Loincloth, Gauntlets and Boots
Step 72 - Get a Boarskin Harness, dye it Halatali Yellow
Step 73 - Stand next to a male miqo'te who's got a compatible sexuality
Current Results:
Male miqo'te showers you in affection and lots of other things. Confirmed with at least... 5 different ones. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
Expected Results:
Like for real I don't have to do anything wtf yo?
Sorry, professional deformation here.
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At least Sati flirts when I play as her. Granted, her type of flirting is staring at your genitals and then going "HEY UNLESS YER A LALAFELL, THEY'RE AT EYE LEVEL. I'M NOT GETTING A SORE NECK FER YER SCRAWNY ASS, LIKE."
Then possibly complimenting them. Then possibly trying to get them to join the Gladiators' Guild so she can help them strip put some oil on for the crowd.
