GOOD PEOPLE OF EORZEA!
Adventurers, gatherers, merchants, caravaneers, concubines,
revelers, wanderers, drunkards, lost lambs, and everyone in between!
Are you tired of being mauled by Malboros?
Bamboozled by Basilisks?
Codswalloped by Cactuars?
Are you simply finding the wilds of Eorzea to be far too dangerous for you to handle alone?
WELL FRET NO LONGER!
Simply contact the dashing, the debonair, the romantically available (ladies)
Reilan Orycia
Hero of Whitebrim Front!*
Why spend your coin on unreliable Brass Blades and uncouth mercenary companies
when you could have in your employ one of the finest of Ishgard's refined, high-class highborn swordsmen??
The finest poetry, intellectual discourse, and superb sword talents await your travels when you hire the one, the only,
Reilan Orycia!
*Reports of actual heroism unsubstantiated and very, very alcohol-induced
