Every single year. One of the matrons in our flock gives hilariously bad gifts and we make it a contest to see who gets the dumbest loot every year. Winners from previous years:
1) Lighters in the shape of fish
2) Mugs in the shape of fish heads, so you were frenching a trout to drink your coffee
3) A bitchin' sculpted wolf phone
4) A fucking deer christmas tree topper, hand-crafted by a couple that are definitely not serial murderers out in like, Oregon.
Personal favorite gift: Night vision goggles. Cheap ones, but I walked around the basement with them strapped to my head giggling like a madman for a long time.
1) Lighters in the shape of fish
2) Mugs in the shape of fish heads, so you were frenching a trout to drink your coffee
3) A bitchin' sculpted wolf phone
4) A fucking deer christmas tree topper, hand-crafted by a couple that are definitely not serial murderers out in like, Oregon.
Personal favorite gift: Night vision goggles. Cheap ones, but I walked around the basement with them strapped to my head giggling like a madman for a long time.
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