(02-10-2015, 12:04 PM)Jig Wrote: A client approaches me with his wife.
Client: "Two tickets please."
Me: "For The Hobbit?"
Client: "No... that's actually my wife. John Wick please"
Priceless.
I love moments like these!
I once worked at an insurance agency and this happened:
Client: "I want to pay my bill"
Me: *looks up policy* "Oh, I'm sorry, your policy cancelled yesterday for non-payment."
*explains that he must pay higher amount to reinstate*
Client: "If I come in yesterday, will my policy be active?"
Me:"........." *blinks* "Yes. If you come in and pay yesterday, your policy won't be cancelled."
Client: *nods* "Ok." *gets up and leaves...his policy is still cancelled*
Oschon, Oh Oschon
What did we do to thee
That you'd let us be ravaged by
This sickness of the sea
What did we do to thee
That you'd let us be ravaged by
This sickness of the sea