(02-11-2015, 03:40 PM)Melkire Wrote: I can see it now. Someone walks into the Coffer and Coffin and asks, "Do you have BEEF?"
IF THAT ISN'T OUR WATCHWORD TO HAVE ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE I AM QUITTING BEFORE I EVEN JOIN.
The smiling hyur looks up from his glass. He's handsome - no, pretty? Clean blonde hair, a smile that has slain more hearts than he's broken, and if it wasn't for the bruises he'd look almost too attractive to be real. He calls the man behind the counter over and clear his throat.
"Excuse me, sir? I was wondering, do you have any...beef?"
Behind them, a bottle shatters. It has begun.
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