In the wild, the territorial Hyena (scientific name Fornicus Fisticuffus) seeks a mate. In his native breeding ground of Ul'Dah, the male Hyena searches for a female (or male when sufficiently inebriated) to fornicate with. Watch carefully as the male Hyena calls for it's mate:
He then proceeds to bark incessantly until a suitable mate arrives where he would then brag about his Allagan treasure hoard and how cool his blades are. Such is life in the eyes of a Hyena.
"GREETINGS, I AM FLYNT REDDARD, THE MAN WHO WALKED ON LIMSAN SEAS TO SLAP LEVIATHAN IN THE FACE, BRAIDED THE LORD OF LEVIN'S BEARD,  AND ONCE WENT DRINKING WITH GARUDA WHEN THE LORD OF CRAGS CALLED HER 'BIRD BRAIN'. "
He then proceeds to bark incessantly until a suitable mate arrives where he would then brag about his Allagan treasure hoard and how cool his blades are. Such is life in the eyes of a Hyena.
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