
i had the idea for a plotline involving ancient, never-before-seen primals where i lead a couple players through this long convoluted series of connected events and they see strange M-shaped runes everywhere they go and then at the very end they find out that these never-before-seen primals are just ronald mcdonald, grimace, birdie and hamburglar. only the burger king can save eorzea from the impending big mac attack.