(02-25-2015, 10:16 AM)SessionZero Wrote: "My good man, I'm simply here to enjoy the finer revelries provided by this fine establishment. Namely booze and wenches."
Kali chuckled as the roguish Elezen strolled off with the spoils of his vices in tow. As the trio made their way down the hall, he spoke into the talkywand, his head craning to unabashedly watch the backsides of the women under each arm.
"And there, friends, is someone who knows how to live in the moment to the fullest! I must say, the two stunning bootys--beauties he's got at either side are...well...I daresay that all three will completely enjoy themselves."
He trotted over to another respondent, a female this time, and posed her the same question.
(02-25-2015, 10:16 AM)SessionZero Wrote: "I haven't the slightest idea why I'm here. I have very important research I could be conducting, but my fellows have deemed it imperative that we visit this... establishment. With any luck we shan't be here more than a few bells, but I suspect that will not be the case."
Kali blinks a few times as the morose woman headed down the hall, trying to glean some level of enjoyment out of her forced visit.
"Well! It...is important, friends, to understand that working every waking moment without a moment for yourself is crucial to good health! I'm sure many in the medicinal field would agree. In fact, I bet someone would create a snappy axiom of the advice. Let's see...all work and no play makes for a dull day! Hah!"
Damn I'm clever.
Kali headed to another, talkywand primed and ready. "Excuse me, friend! My name is Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path. Would you be willing to tell my listeners what you hope to experience while at the Gold Saucer?"
