
DO I HEAR ADVENTURE?!
DO I ALSO HEAR GENTLE SUN-SENPAI DYING?!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT AXE-SENPAIIIIIIIII!
ANYWAY, THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!
DO YOU WANT TO GO ON ADVENTURE?! DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH VOLATILE MIDLANDER THAUMATURGE CUTIE LEARNING HOW TO GLADIATOR GOOD?! WHAT ABOUT A MIDLANDER GUY WITH AN AXE WHO YOU ALREADY KNOW....IF YOU WERE GENTLE SUN?! MAYBE I CAN INTEREST YOU IN A PUNT SIZED KNEESHANKER?! WHAT ABOUT A CAT WITH A SPEAR WHO IS STILL KINDA AFRAID OF OTHER CATS?!
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ONE OR ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS OR ANSWERED NO TO ONE OR ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS THEN BOY DO I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU! BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER! WE CAN GO ON ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES AND MAYBE I CAN TRY TO SHOW YOU THE WORLD (MAGIC CARPET RIDE SOLD SEPARATELY)
CALL NOW AND I CAN WORK MY ASS OFF INTO DEVELOPING A ROADMAP THAT SPANS ANYWHERE TO ANYWHERE! THE SKY IS THE LIMIT....ONCE WE GET FLYING MOUNTS SO FOR NOW BE HAPPY WITH THE GROUND. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED PRESS ONE FOR THE THAUMATURGIE BLACK MAGIE WANNABE PALADINI (Ramona Spencer). TWO FOR THE AXE GUY( Kurt Steel). THREE FOR THE KNEE SHANKER(Efraim Valkaim). FOUR FOR THE SPEAR CAT (Keil Amalle)!
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU CALL LIKE RIGHT NOW I'LL THROW IN A CHOCOBO ABSOLUTELY FREE. EXCEPT FOR THE KNEESHANKER SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOCOBO YET BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! IN FACT CALL WHENEVER AND I'LL THROW IN A WOLF PUP PLUS THE CHOCOBO FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
*Call now while supplies last. I want to get Kurt some RP too. Promo is valid until now to eternity, redeemable whenever just send a tell to any or all of my characters and we can work something out. Starting price is a 0.00 gil/USD and ceiling price is 0.00gil/USD*
DO I ALSO HEAR GENTLE SUN-SENPAI DYING?!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT AXE-SENPAIIIIIIIII!
ANYWAY, THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!
DO YOU WANT TO GO ON ADVENTURE?! DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH VOLATILE MIDLANDER THAUMATURGE CUTIE LEARNING HOW TO GLADIATOR GOOD?! WHAT ABOUT A MIDLANDER GUY WITH AN AXE WHO YOU ALREADY KNOW....IF YOU WERE GENTLE SUN?! MAYBE I CAN INTEREST YOU IN A PUNT SIZED KNEESHANKER?! WHAT ABOUT A CAT WITH A SPEAR WHO IS STILL KINDA AFRAID OF OTHER CATS?!
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ONE OR ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS OR ANSWERED NO TO ONE OR ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS THEN BOY DO I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU! BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER! WE CAN GO ON ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES AND MAYBE I CAN TRY TO SHOW YOU THE WORLD (MAGIC CARPET RIDE SOLD SEPARATELY)
CALL NOW AND I CAN WORK MY ASS OFF INTO DEVELOPING A ROADMAP THAT SPANS ANYWHERE TO ANYWHERE! THE SKY IS THE LIMIT....ONCE WE GET FLYING MOUNTS SO FOR NOW BE HAPPY WITH THE GROUND. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED PRESS ONE FOR THE THAUMATURGIE BLACK MAGIE WANNABE PALADINI (Ramona Spencer). TWO FOR THE AXE GUY( Kurt Steel). THREE FOR THE KNEE SHANKER(Efraim Valkaim). FOUR FOR THE SPEAR CAT (Keil Amalle)!
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU CALL LIKE RIGHT NOW I'LL THROW IN A CHOCOBO ABSOLUTELY FREE. EXCEPT FOR THE KNEESHANKER SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOCOBO YET BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! IN FACT CALL WHENEVER AND I'LL THROW IN A WOLF PUP PLUS THE CHOCOBO FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
*Call now while supplies last. I want to get Kurt some RP too. Promo is valid until now to eternity, redeemable whenever just send a tell to any or all of my characters and we can work something out. Starting price is a 0.00 gil/USD and ceiling price is 0.00gil/USD*