Just dropping in my tribute to all you Card Sharks here, where I think it deserves to be.
Play on, playas.
Play on, playas.
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"As I stride through the Saucer, where I'm fully invested,
I know that you can't get in, because it's fully congested.
But that's all right, because it would be a waste
To let in scrubs like you just to fall on your face.
At the first crack of dawn, I'm there hittin' the tables,
And I'm taking down Elmer like his brain was disabled.
Triad's triplin' my winnings every time that I play,
So if you're lookin' for a score, you might as well stay away
I'm a gambling man, and I'm playing to win,
My pouch keeps gettin' fatter while yours gets thin.
If you think you got a shot, by all means, go ahead,
But when I take your MGP, don't go cryin' in your bed.
We'll be spendin' most of our lives
Playin' in this Manderville paradise.
Bought Fenrir once or twice,
Livin' in Gold Saucer paradise.
I accept the sacrifice
Of stayin' in this gambler's paradise.
I once heard PVE was nice,
But the Saucer is my paradise.
A pretty Roe-lass challenged me to Triad last week
Sent her packin' with Bahamut and a kiss to the cheek
Bring Minfilia out? Then I'm takin' her in
When we play the Swap match that I'll easily win.
I'm nabbin' MGP from those who don't deserve it,
And I get the table first even if you reserve it,
'Cause I'm buddies with Godbert, and you haven't a chance,
Though I kinda wish m'boy would put on some pants.
If you're just here to visit, I'll be lettin' you be
'Cause it's such a great place, and there's plenty to see.
I'll even wish you well at the Chocobo race,
But if you bring out your deck, I'm puttin' you in your place.
We'll be be spendin' most our lives
Hanging out in gambler's paradise.
The Riviera shirt looks nice
When I wear it in this paradise.
Lovin' every kind of vice
Livin' in Gold Saucer paradise.
Victims of our own device,
Livin' in this Manderville paradise.
Bunny girls starin' at me with looks that could melt butter;
Kissed three last night, and soon I'll have another.
Think you can take on a card-carryin' primal?
When the tournament comes, I'll take you out in the final.
Still baitin' newbies long as they keep bitin';
Won't wear the Gambler's Coat 'cause it's ugly like Titan.
There just ain't no way to keep this player from play,
Gonna win me that cactpot at the end of the day.
The remainder of our lives
Are bein' spent in gambler's paradise.
Found the pie, and got my slice
Here within Gold Saucer paradise.
Goin' raiding might be nice
But not as good as gambling paradise.
So let me put your deck on ice
'Cause I'm the Sultan of Manderville's Paradise."
"As I stride through the Saucer, where I'm fully invested,
I know that you can't get in, because it's fully congested.
But that's all right, because it would be a waste
To let in scrubs like you just to fall on your face.
At the first crack of dawn, I'm there hittin' the tables,
And I'm taking down Elmer like his brain was disabled.
Triad's triplin' my winnings every time that I play,
So if you're lookin' for a score, you might as well stay away
I'm a gambling man, and I'm playing to win,
My pouch keeps gettin' fatter while yours gets thin.
If you think you got a shot, by all means, go ahead,
But when I take your MGP, don't go cryin' in your bed.
We'll be spendin' most of our lives
Playin' in this Manderville paradise.
Bought Fenrir once or twice,
Livin' in Gold Saucer paradise.
I accept the sacrifice
Of stayin' in this gambler's paradise.
I once heard PVE was nice,
But the Saucer is my paradise.
A pretty Roe-lass challenged me to Triad last week
Sent her packin' with Bahamut and a kiss to the cheek
Bring Minfilia out? Then I'm takin' her in
When we play the Swap match that I'll easily win.
I'm nabbin' MGP from those who don't deserve it,
And I get the table first even if you reserve it,
'Cause I'm buddies with Godbert, and you haven't a chance,
Though I kinda wish m'boy would put on some pants.
If you're just here to visit, I'll be lettin' you be
'Cause it's such a great place, and there's plenty to see.
I'll even wish you well at the Chocobo race,
But if you bring out your deck, I'm puttin' you in your place.
We'll be be spendin' most our lives
Hanging out in gambler's paradise.
The Riviera shirt looks nice
When I wear it in this paradise.
Lovin' every kind of vice
Livin' in Gold Saucer paradise.
Victims of our own device,
Livin' in this Manderville paradise.
Bunny girls starin' at me with looks that could melt butter;
Kissed three last night, and soon I'll have another.
Think you can take on a card-carryin' primal?
When the tournament comes, I'll take you out in the final.
Still baitin' newbies long as they keep bitin';
Won't wear the Gambler's Coat 'cause it's ugly like Titan.
There just ain't no way to keep this player from play,
Gonna win me that cactpot at the end of the day.
The remainder of our lives
Are bein' spent in gambler's paradise.
Found the pie, and got my slice
Here within Gold Saucer paradise.
Goin' raiding might be nice
But not as good as gambling paradise.
So let me put your deck on ice
'Cause I'm the Sultan of Manderville's Paradise."
"But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."
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