The dapper Lalafell felt out of place at his new broadcast location. Ul'dah, sure. Gold Saucer, definitely...but in the middle of an outpost in the North Shroud of Gridania? Some people might say that a shining gold suit was an affront to the Elementals. It was then that he realized just how bite-sized he was...and it was also then that he was thankful the Elementals were too weak to invoke the Greenwrath.
No, Kali. You're building a brand. Perception is reality, and this is YOUR look. Wear it with pride!
Shelving his worries about his appearance, he deftly twirled his signature talkywand, then spoke into the linkpearl end with the practiced ease of a true Linkpeearl Show Host--his self-created job. Despite the laughter it drew from the Ul'dah tax registrar's office, it totally is a real job.
"Hello, my lovely Linkpearl listeners! I, of course, am Kali Kalrath, YOUR Lalafell on the Path! I bring to you another special edition of this show, as my ears have picked up word of some increased activity for our brave adventurers of the Realm!
"Allow me to elaborate, friends--there were reports and rumors coming down from the Coerthas Central Highlands that the gates to Ishgard have shuddered under the assault of a ferocious dragon horde! Now, anyone who's read a book understands that the Holy See of Ishgard has waged a very private war with these 'Dravanians' for centuries, and so the potential that this battle has spilled out into the rest of our beloved Realm is intriguing, to say the least!
"These rumors have been substantiated by calls from the Adventurer's Guilds of all of the grand nations of Eorzea to report to the Steps of Faith in hopes of creating a bulwark against the lashings of these fierce beasts. And it's this speaker's hope that he can track down a few of these brave souls who intend to take up this call to arms!"
Kali continued speaking as he made his way down one of the long bridges, away from the Aetheryte and towards the Bobbing Cork.
"I'm here, live, at the North Shroud near the Bobbing Cork at Fallgourd Float--the last major outpost before our fearless fighters make their way to the bitter, chill winds of the mountains and stare at the steely eyes of a ravening foe, looking to answer today's question:
"What do you think about Ishgard, and about this stunning new threat?"
The gilded Lalafell makes his way to an your feet, aiming the pearl end of his talkywand at you. "Excuse me, friend! I'm Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path. Would you kindly answer for our listeners....what do you think about Ishgard and the news of a Dravanian attack?"
No, Kali. You're building a brand. Perception is reality, and this is YOUR look. Wear it with pride!
Shelving his worries about his appearance, he deftly twirled his signature talkywand, then spoke into the linkpearl end with the practiced ease of a true Linkpeearl Show Host--his self-created job. Despite the laughter it drew from the Ul'dah tax registrar's office, it totally is a real job.
"Hello, my lovely Linkpearl listeners! I, of course, am Kali Kalrath, YOUR Lalafell on the Path! I bring to you another special edition of this show, as my ears have picked up word of some increased activity for our brave adventurers of the Realm!
"Allow me to elaborate, friends--there were reports and rumors coming down from the Coerthas Central Highlands that the gates to Ishgard have shuddered under the assault of a ferocious dragon horde! Now, anyone who's read a book understands that the Holy See of Ishgard has waged a very private war with these 'Dravanians' for centuries, and so the potential that this battle has spilled out into the rest of our beloved Realm is intriguing, to say the least!
"These rumors have been substantiated by calls from the Adventurer's Guilds of all of the grand nations of Eorzea to report to the Steps of Faith in hopes of creating a bulwark against the lashings of these fierce beasts. And it's this speaker's hope that he can track down a few of these brave souls who intend to take up this call to arms!"
Kali continued speaking as he made his way down one of the long bridges, away from the Aetheryte and towards the Bobbing Cork.
"I'm here, live, at the North Shroud near the Bobbing Cork at Fallgourd Float--the last major outpost before our fearless fighters make their way to the bitter, chill winds of the mountains and stare at the steely eyes of a ravening foe, looking to answer today's question:
"What do you think about Ishgard, and about this stunning new threat?"
The gilded Lalafell makes his way to an your feet, aiming the pearl end of his talkywand at you. "Excuse me, friend! I'm Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path. Would you kindly answer for our listeners....what do you think about Ishgard and the news of a Dravanian attack?"
