based off a true story
HULLBREAKER ISLE EXPLAINED BY A DUMBASS
(Kellach Woods) first we gotta kill 5 monkeys
(Kellach Woods) hug the wall because reasons
(Kellach Woods) and fail at dodging these guys
(Kellach Woods) so this guy. he likes bananas but he's on a low potassium diet, so we gotta feed him only when he's REALLY angry.
(OFFLINE NINJA OF OFFLINENESS) Like how angry?
(Kellach Woods) aoe on everyone with vulnerability up angry
(NINJA WHO ASKS TOO MANY QUESTIONS) How do you feed him?
(Kellach Woods) banans give him a damage buff tho which is why only one banana
(Kellach Woods) click on a tree, you can't miss 'em.
(Kellach Woods) tank and spankety spank otherwise
(Kellach Woods) there's adds kill em
(Kellach Woods) there's three stone tablets to find, they're in the chests
(Kellach Woods) the chests are also hungry
(Kellach Woods) If you walk he doesn't aggro
(Kellach Woods) so you just chillax, walk up here, and kill some chests
(Kellach Woods) this guy - Spawns bubbles, avoid them until he dives underground where there's a whirlpool.
(Kellach Woods) that will conveniently allow you to avoid damage. ain't he friendly
(Kellach Woods) other than that, avoid aoes and make fishbait out of that guy
(Kellach Woods) So, this is the kraken
(Kellach Woods) he has tentacles, we kill them
(Kellach Woods) he has arms (?) we kill them
(Kellach Woods) there'll be tornadoes we can ride to get to the other islands, which lowers our HP
(Kellach Woods) if you get something over your head, go to an island that does not have anyone on it, dump the cyclone there, then come back to the island and join the tentacle killing fun
(Kellach Woods) Das it mane
HULLBREAKER ISLE EXPLAINED BY A DUMBASS
(Kellach Woods) first we gotta kill 5 monkeys
(Kellach Woods) hug the wall because reasons
(Kellach Woods) and fail at dodging these guys
(Kellach Woods) so this guy. he likes bananas but he's on a low potassium diet, so we gotta feed him only when he's REALLY angry.
(OFFLINE NINJA OF OFFLINENESS) Like how angry?
(Kellach Woods) aoe on everyone with vulnerability up angry
(NINJA WHO ASKS TOO MANY QUESTIONS) How do you feed him?
(Kellach Woods) banans give him a damage buff tho which is why only one banana
(Kellach Woods) click on a tree, you can't miss 'em.
(Kellach Woods) tank and spankety spank otherwise
(Kellach Woods) there's adds kill em
(Kellach Woods) there's three stone tablets to find, they're in the chests
(Kellach Woods) the chests are also hungry
(Kellach Woods) If you walk he doesn't aggro
(Kellach Woods) so you just chillax, walk up here, and kill some chests
(Kellach Woods) this guy - Spawns bubbles, avoid them until he dives underground where there's a whirlpool.
(Kellach Woods) that will conveniently allow you to avoid damage. ain't he friendly
(Kellach Woods) other than that, avoid aoes and make fishbait out of that guy
(Kellach Woods) So, this is the kraken
(Kellach Woods) he has tentacles, we kill them
(Kellach Woods) he has arms (?) we kill them
(Kellach Woods) there'll be tornadoes we can ride to get to the other islands, which lowers our HP
(Kellach Woods) if you get something over your head, go to an island that does not have anyone on it, dump the cyclone there, then come back to the island and join the tentacle killing fun
(Kellach Woods) Das it mane
