(04-15-2015, 07:40 AM)Kellach Woods Wrote:(04-15-2015, 03:05 AM)Nebbs Wrote: Some of us will get a bondage thing, and the tenticals will abuse us. I know that's gross but you have to stand still and let it happen. It then gets slimy and we scream and run around a lot.
Ah yes t6.
"Okay the cast is done i am not doing any... WHY THE FUCK DID I GET HIT?"
/PSA
The reason folks will get hit by Blighted, or by any AoE bad shit, is because the server registered you as still being in the bad, even if you saw that you weren't.
I'll use Titan as an example. The plumes? You saw it, you ran out, and you saw yourself out of it...annnnnnd now you're dead. Why? Cause two seconds ago you were in it.
Easy fix. Hit a skill, any skill, as soon as you move out of the bad. Even if it is a blank macro, as soon as you are out of bad, click it. The server will immediately register your new location.
/End PSA
As for explanations for fights, I try to be as detailed as possible, but both friends and guildmates have witnessed how colorful I can get when people ignore instructions.
..Though after completing WoD so many times, I've dismissed elegant explanations for more efficient and cleaner ones.
DOOM Eye Boss:
- Watch the ground. If you stand in the red/black side first, go into white/blue next. If you don't know what debuff you had last, check your debuff. Does it have a red hat? Go to white/blue. No red hat? Go to red/black.
- Turn away from doom. If you don't, run to the glowing disco circle on the ground.
- Stay out of the disco pizza. You'll die. Healers will laugh/cry inside/rage before thinking about rezzing you.
- Murder adds.
Dragon of the f*cking flower:
- If you get a purple SIM crystal above you head, hug people. Stand still.
- Dragon will inhale. Do you have a flower above your head? Run to A or C. Everyone else? GTFO.
- STAND IN POISON POOLS.
- Murder disco balls.
- Tethered? Take a hit, then pass it by running THROUGH someone.
- Murder heads.
Fluffy:
- DPS, let the tank get aggro BEFORE you unleash. PLEASE.
- Melee, watch the tail. If you don't, -50 DKP.
- DPS, run to the orb with the A marker. Now run into the Puke, with the B marker. Go ham inside. Ignore the 'Unknown' add.
- DPS/OT's outside? Murder flowers. Save a healer.
- Murder the boss. Wait to tether so we can get more damage in. Just watch your timer if you're moving the ball.
- DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF HIM DURING HOUND OUT OF HELL.
- Stand close to people during that one ability I always forget the name of. It makes you feel alone, abandoned. Hug someone. Including the tank. Ignore the cleave, just do it.
Floating Head:
- Healers put the MT as your focus. Heal the crap out of them. can't cleanse the bleed.
- Get targeted? Run along the outer perimeter. You'll die if you don't. magic users, sprint. TP users, just jog.
- Don't stand in the middle of the room for a long period of time. She moves, always shoots a beam that goes through the arena. Don't stand there. Move.
- Murder clouds. Don't stand behind them.
- Stand under meteors, on the dot. Make sure a blue circle appears.
- Murder worms when they spawn unless you love a Morbol's Bad Breath.
- Melee DPS, use the LB3 on the boss when it pops---BUT AFTER THE CLOUD PHASE.
- See your groups marker? Run to it when platforms appear. Murder the add.
