The Sunny Seaside Bar V: irtuaFishing
Line up folks, so we can send you reeling in disbelief this week!  Hooked your attention yet? Are you waiting with baited breath? Great!  This week we're going to be down by the shore, casting our net for customers and fishing up a storm*!
As ever, stroll on up around the nineteenth bell for a few drinks, and if you're feeling game for a little game, the main event starts at the twentieth! Â Basic rods, bait and stools will be provided for all who are so inclined, and the ever-magical something niceâ„¢ to whosoever claims the largest catch of the night, with bonus prizes to second and third.
That's really all there is to it this week folks, we didn't see any reason to make a big splash, so we're going to be sailing 'pon calm seas all night.
(Pray forgive us for the puns)
Sea you there!
Kilid
* Any bad weather that occurs is in no way down to these jokes, we swear. Â They're bad, but they're not that bad.
It's as simple as it sounds folks, we'll be providing level 1 rods, and basic bait. All you all need to do is settle down on the shore, and cast for as long as you're inclined! (sorry) Turn in your biggest catch when you're done, and Inarah'll make a note as to who who caught what. If you're there at the end of the night, we'll let you know if you're a winner! If you're not, we'll mail you, so there's no need to stick it out all evening.
The biggest three catches take their owner home a prize.
That's it! Simple.
As usual, the bar will be open all night, selling drinks to those who just want a slightly more quiet, but still social atmosphere.
And remember folks. This time, it's fishing, and that means but one thing...
As ever, stroll on up around the nineteenth bell for a few drinks, and if you're feeling game for a little game, the main event starts at the twentieth! Â Basic rods, bait and stools will be provided for all who are so inclined, and the ever-magical something niceâ„¢ to whosoever claims the largest catch of the night, with bonus prizes to second and third.
That's really all there is to it this week folks, we didn't see any reason to make a big splash, so we're going to be sailing 'pon calm seas all night.
(Pray forgive us for the puns)
Sea you there!
Kilid
* Any bad weather that occurs is in no way down to these jokes, we swear. Â They're bad, but they're not that bad.
It's as simple as it sounds folks, we'll be providing level 1 rods, and basic bait. All you all need to do is settle down on the shore, and cast for as long as you're inclined! (sorry) Turn in your biggest catch when you're done, and Inarah'll make a note as to who who caught what. If you're there at the end of the night, we'll let you know if you're a winner! If you're not, we'll mail you, so there's no need to stick it out all evening.
The biggest three catches take their owner home a prize.
That's it! Simple.
As usual, the bar will be open all night, selling drinks to those who just want a slightly more quiet, but still social atmosphere.
And remember folks. This time, it's fishing, and that means but one thing...
All your bass are belong to us.
(No apologies for that one.)