(05-07-2015, 06:21 PM)Hammersmith Wrote: "Stop swearing."
"Do you ever smile?"
"Have you forgotten how to have fun?"
"Please don't punch him."
"Put that cigar out."
"Put that pipe out."
"Please don't light this place on fire. Again."
"Shanking him is not the answer."
"Neither is kicking them hard enough to make their testicles pop."
"Hi geezer!"
I need to meet this man. He sounds hella fun.
"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things."