"Why's your cat so fat?"
"What are you feeding him?"
"Sir, it keeps chewing on my foot, can you make it stop?"
"Oh dear gods, my leg!"
also
"How'd you lose the eye?"
Not because he doesn't like to talk about it but he can never remember which lie to tell about it
"What are you feeding him?"
"Sir, it keeps chewing on my foot, can you make it stop?"
"Oh dear gods, my leg!"
also
"How'd you lose the eye?"
Not because he doesn't like to talk about it but he can never remember which lie to tell about it
roleplay?
