(05-19-2015, 04:31 PM)Dogberry Wrote:(05-19-2015, 04:25 PM)Bryn Wrote:(05-19-2015, 04:19 PM)Dogberry Wrote:(05-19-2015, 04:18 PM)Bryn Wrote:(05-19-2015, 04:15 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Your claim of letting me win may just hold water. Enough water for you to freak out and flail around in like you're drowning when you fall into it, which we both know isn't much.
Bryn got a new fabric softener for her bedsheets today. It's cheap whorehouse ale scented.
So Dog can feel right at home when he's biting that pillow.
I'll have you know, I've never traded with prostitutes. It's too expensive, especially when I can always charm aging Ala Mhigan nobles looking for man candy to help them feel young again.
It's funny that you were talking about roasts earlier, Dog. Do you like pork?
Because Bryn's going to make you squeal like a pig.
It's a shame SE didn't make banjos a housing item, because that cello in Bryn's room would be right out.
I do like pork. In fact, I've always wanted to be a farmer, and plant my seed somewhere fertile for a change.
I don't know, Dog. You and your secret bf Vash can try your best, but nature may not co-operate.
