Evangeline holds up her hand, "I know you're skeptical, I mean, lets be honest, I would be too." She nods, "Quality, and low prices? That's almost too good to believe."
She clears her throat, her voice turning slightly bitter "However I am in the unfortunate position of having lost my airship ticket, and without enough funds to purchase a new one."
"But my loss is your gain!" She yanks out a small metal cylinder roughly the size of a soup can. "What is a hand grenade, you ask? Well what is it not?"
"A decorative fashion statement, a fetching paperweight, a fun children's toy, and so much more!" She puts it down on the table with a *thump*. There is a small metal ring sticking out the top of the cylinder, secured with a metal clip.
"Rid yourself of tiresome bug problems, noisy neighbors. Do a day's worth of landscaping in seconds!" She leans forward, "So, how many do you want to buy?"
She clears her throat, her voice turning slightly bitter "However I am in the unfortunate position of having lost my airship ticket, and without enough funds to purchase a new one."
"But my loss is your gain!" She yanks out a small metal cylinder roughly the size of a soup can. "What is a hand grenade, you ask? Well what is it not?"
"A decorative fashion statement, a fetching paperweight, a fun children's toy, and so much more!" She puts it down on the table with a *thump*. There is a small metal ring sticking out the top of the cylinder, secured with a metal clip.
"Rid yourself of tiresome bug problems, noisy neighbors. Do a day's worth of landscaping in seconds!" She leans forward, "So, how many do you want to buy?"
