
Him:Â So, uh... Â You wanna get hitched?
Me:Â Someday.
Him:Â N.. Â No, I mean, do you want to marry me?
Me:Â I'm not a minister. Â But I can ask my brother, he can do it. Â Or maybe my brother-in-law, he's a preacher.
Him:Â NO! Â I mean do you want to get married to me! Â Us! Â Married to each other!
Me:Â Oh... Â I'm sorry, but no. Â
Him:Â Why not? Â Is it because I'm Hyur?
Me:Â No! Â Not at all. Â I'm just not into guys... Â Well, mostly. Â I mean, maybe if you were like Jack Harkness from "Doctor Who"...
Him:Â Get me a Fantasia!!
Me:Â Hold on, hold on! Â Why don't I introduce you to Lance? Â He's single, and you're more his type. Â Plus, he's got a really big...
Him:Â DUDE!
Me:Â ...house. Â He's got a really big house.
Him:Â Oh... Â Sorry, I thought...
Me:Â Yeah, I know what you thought. Â Get your mind out of the gutter. Â Geez!
Me:Â Someday.
Him:Â N.. Â No, I mean, do you want to marry me?
Me:Â I'm not a minister. Â But I can ask my brother, he can do it. Â Or maybe my brother-in-law, he's a preacher.
Him:Â NO! Â I mean do you want to get married to me! Â Us! Â Married to each other!
Me:Â Oh... Â I'm sorry, but no. Â
Him:Â Why not? Â Is it because I'm Hyur?
Me:Â No! Â Not at all. Â I'm just not into guys... Â Well, mostly. Â I mean, maybe if you were like Jack Harkness from "Doctor Who"...
Him:Â Get me a Fantasia!!
Me:Â Hold on, hold on! Â Why don't I introduce you to Lance? Â He's single, and you're more his type. Â Plus, he's got a really big...
Him:Â DUDE!
Me:Â ...house. Â He's got a really big house.
Him:Â Oh... Â Sorry, I thought...
Me:Â Yeah, I know what you thought. Â Get your mind out of the gutter. Â Geez!