It’s that time of year for the adventurers of Eorzea to gather in the only on true test of strength and mettle: Melon Crushing. Using their thighs and their thighs alone, the people of Eorzea will compete to see who can earn the title of Melon Crushing Champion!Â
Competitors will use a /random system where they must hit a certain number after a certain amount of tries. For example, to crush the first melon, the player would have to roll over 100 once out of three times. The larger the melons get, the higher you have to roll, with fewer chances. In the case of a tie, the person who can impress our panel of judges with the best melon crushing emote will take home the prize!
Sign ups for the event will start at 4pm EST, with the actual event starting at 5pm EST, September 6th. You can either contact me here on tumblr, on the RPC as Kiera Hawkeye, or in-game by the same name. Volunteers would be appreciated to help judge the event, and to make sure the event runs smoothly. Â The event will be held at Hidden Falls, just north of Costa Del Sol, on Balmung server.
Update!
The winner will recieve an Atrophied Atropos Minion, and 50,000 gil!
The winner will recieve an Atrophied Atropos Minion, and 50,000 gil!
There will of course be food and drinks served icly, only limited by your imagination! For those that missed the sign-up, or just want to test you melon crushing skills, we will have melons available!
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So come one, come all, people of Eorzea! Do your thighs have what it takes to be crowned the Melon Crushing Champion!?
