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Val stood before the advertisement, his mismatched eyes trailing over the all-too familiar form of the woman on display. While he wasn't quite sure what the strange combination of letters meant, he was more than aware of the picture: she was hot, and she was all his. Judging by the pleased grin on his lips, it seemed as if the Seeker had never been more proud of a conquest.
"Nnngh.. Godsdamn, Princess. Lookin' good," he commented, perhaps a bit louder than he'd initially expected to.
"Yer damn right. I'd let her ride my bronco anytime!" a nearby man replied, eyeing the woman over.
"Eh? Idunno what 'er looks have t'do wi' ridin' broncos," Val replied. Before the man had a chance to respond, another quipped in.
"Yeah, I'd give it to 'er hard!"
A few others commented in the same lewd manner, apparently friends. It only took Val a few moments to piece the puzzle together and realize what they meant and what the poster must have said.Â
Those that know Val also know that his temper can be relatively short, especially when it came to his betrothed. Immediately enraged, the Seeker flung himself at the closest offender with both a right hook and a string of rather colorful insults to precede it.
Shortly after, he was detained for charges of assault.
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