[Grognard Version mode on - you are warned]
You and Widargelt meet two catgirl sister "Shadow Monks." Learn that there are "Shadow Chakra" to go with all your "Light Chakra." Learn that Lighty and Shadowy monks used to be buddies and help each other get those back in the day but Shadow said rawr rawr rawr and so that deal got all messed up.
Catgirls pretend to be your friend because Evil Shadow Monk Nuhn Catboy of Ultimate Frieza Dragonball Shadowy Powa told them to, so he could find a way to beat you up and get your Lighty Chakra Power by killing you. Have a couple of fights until catgirls confess, and then you have to save one of them from B'adguy Nuhn.
Evil Catboy Badguy is like every other badly portrayed villain: Gloats constantly how you can't beat him, and you get told by the catgirl students that you can't beat him, and Widargelt wants to try anyway (he puts up with Professor Erik, so you know he likes mental abuse as much as Hamon Holyfist likes physical abuse)
Evil Catboy Badguy refuses all peaceful attempts at resolution, and of course relies on summoning extra floating helpful power spheres, and summons all his student fodder-buddies to fight you, too, because we all know the villain rule - the more you gloat about your omgawesomeness, the more you rely on other people to fight for you. You fight fight fight, like Itchy and Scratchy. You absorb B'adguy Nuhn's Ultimate Powa attack which gives you All The Chakra, and then you, the catgirls, and Widargelt punch the Shadowgoons and the still-gloating B'adguy Nuhn into the Oblivion That Cutscenes Won't Show, because Catboyball Z still won't accept that you are Warrior of Light and still thinks that he is bleeding, making him the victor, and then A Winner Is You.
[Grognard Version mode off]
You and Widargelt meet two catgirl sister "Shadow Monks." Learn that there are "Shadow Chakra" to go with all your "Light Chakra." Learn that Lighty and Shadowy monks used to be buddies and help each other get those back in the day but Shadow said rawr rawr rawr and so that deal got all messed up.
Catgirls pretend to be your friend because Evil Shadow Monk Nuhn Catboy of Ultimate Frieza Dragonball Shadowy Powa told them to, so he could find a way to beat you up and get your Lighty Chakra Power by killing you. Have a couple of fights until catgirls confess, and then you have to save one of them from B'adguy Nuhn.
Evil Catboy Badguy is like every other badly portrayed villain: Gloats constantly how you can't beat him, and you get told by the catgirl students that you can't beat him, and Widargelt wants to try anyway (he puts up with Professor Erik, so you know he likes mental abuse as much as Hamon Holyfist likes physical abuse)
Evil Catboy Badguy refuses all peaceful attempts at resolution, and of course relies on summoning extra floating helpful power spheres, and summons all his student fodder-buddies to fight you, too, because we all know the villain rule - the more you gloat about your omgawesomeness, the more you rely on other people to fight for you. You fight fight fight, like Itchy and Scratchy. You absorb B'adguy Nuhn's Ultimate Powa attack which gives you All The Chakra, and then you, the catgirls, and Widargelt punch the Shadowgoons and the still-gloating B'adguy Nuhn into the Oblivion That Cutscenes Won't Show, because Catboyball Z still won't accept that you are Warrior of Light and still thinks that he is bleeding, making him the victor, and then A Winner Is You.
[Grognard Version mode off]
"But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."
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