These Bronco Grease advertisements were starting to flood Ul'dah with hot bodies, each hotter than the desert sun, and while it certainly had its effects on the fellow in yellow, Kellach had more practical questions in mind than the eligibility of the people on the posters, or whether he should steal one as fodder for when he's "greasing his bronco", so to speak.
He wondered aloud as to the product's purpose as it never seemed clear. Was he expected to obtain a bronco then grease it? He doubted Phantom would allow grease upon his feathers. They also mention it's a tonic, but at the same time, why call a tonic a grease? Why not Bronco Tonic? He scratched the back of his head staring at the War Bear poster before a passage from his brother's correspondence, more specifically a portion of the history of the Isle of Toegisil as written by Einrich, appeared in his mind.
"the Bear tribe used duels to establish hierarchy within the tribe and were often used as a means to learn more about their own bare-fisted art. They would perform a ritual where they oiled themselves up, offering themselves to Earth and Fire."
He smiled as he finally realized the purpose of this tonic. As soon as he'd be ready to learn the Bear's art, he'd certainly pick some up! What an interesting product!
He wondered aloud as to the product's purpose as it never seemed clear. Was he expected to obtain a bronco then grease it? He doubted Phantom would allow grease upon his feathers. They also mention it's a tonic, but at the same time, why call a tonic a grease? Why not Bronco Tonic? He scratched the back of his head staring at the War Bear poster before a passage from his brother's correspondence, more specifically a portion of the history of the Isle of Toegisil as written by Einrich, appeared in his mind.
"the Bear tribe used duels to establish hierarchy within the tribe and were often used as a means to learn more about their own bare-fisted art. They would perform a ritual where they oiled themselves up, offering themselves to Earth and Fire."
He smiled as he finally realized the purpose of this tonic. As soon as he'd be ready to learn the Bear's art, he'd certainly pick some up! What an interesting product!
