If Eses was genderswapped, he would be straight, and a menace to the female population.
One of five things would happen.
1: Eses roams the world, fighting EVIL until he finds the right damsel to keep him tame.
2: Eses dies in that pursuit, because all the damsels are bimbos and fails to find Ms. Right.
3: Eses shacks up with a Keeper, and becomes the househusband due to feminism keepin' the man down...least he gets some, right? ..Right?
4: Eses makes the switch from hero to villain for being a worldwide heartbreaker/harasser.
5: Tiny Fafas everywhere. Ladies, thou hast been warned.
One of five things would happen.
1: Eses roams the world, fighting EVIL until he finds the right damsel to keep him tame.
2: Eses dies in that pursuit, because all the damsels are bimbos and fails to find Ms. Right.
3: Eses shacks up with a Keeper, and becomes the househusband due to feminism keepin' the man down...least he gets some, right? ..Right?
4: Eses makes the switch from hero to villain for being a worldwide heartbreaker/harasser.
5: Tiny Fafas everywhere. Ladies, thou hast been warned.