I haven't had any form of curry in YEARS.  I want some badly, but every time I mention it, the people around me say "Dude, you can't have spicy food, remember" and I facepalm since not all curry dishes are of the super spicy variety.  That is like saying all chicken is fried chicken, or all peppers are hot peppers.  It just isn't accurate.
Unfortunately, there are no restaurants with curry dishes in my area and nobody I know makes curry dishes. Â And since I'm not allowed to cook (long story), I'm left without any options for the time being. The closest I can find is this awful prepackaged stuff that tastes like processed sludge, and that is not a suitable substitute even if it wasn't too spicy. Â I wouldn't feed that stuff to my worst enemy.
Unfortunately, there are no restaurants with curry dishes in my area and nobody I know makes curry dishes. Â And since I'm not allowed to cook (long story), I'm left without any options for the time being. The closest I can find is this awful prepackaged stuff that tastes like processed sludge, and that is not a suitable substitute even if it wasn't too spicy. Â I wouldn't feed that stuff to my worst enemy.