This is a fun thread. Â Sigurd is stupidly extroverted.
- Upon Sigurd spotting a blonde woman or effeminate blonde male, "...Gods, I do not believe I've ever met your acquaintance before, allow me to introduce myself. Â Sund-ste-i-gen. Â Sigurd. Â Sig. Â A pleasure."Â
- Upon spotting some haggard soul, "You, ser, appear to be in dire need of a smoke. Â Oh? Â I don't mind sharing my pipe one bit. Â I advise taking a single sharp toke, holding the smoke in deep, counting to ten, and then exhaling like an angry dragon. Â The rush to the head will make your day."Â
- Everyone is a potential customer, "...Do you know what you need, my good lady? Â A novel new means of conveying goods. Â Close your eyes and picture this - it's a dreary weekday at home, but suddenly a knock sounds, prompting you to answer the door. Â You find a case of fine wine shipped to you directly. Â Now, I know you're eyes are closed, but you're not dreaming - this is all within your fingertips: simply fill out this purchase form, and I'll take care of the rest."
- Is that a Great Sword or are you happy to see me? Â "...You know, I've never quite understood the obsession with carrying a lance and wearing full plate in a tavern of all places, unless you came 'directly from the office.' Â A bit over-dressed, I say."
- I don't have a drinking problem. Â "...Be a dove and fetch that broad standing against the pillar a glass of wine, would you fine waitress? Â Wait. Â No. Â A decanter for the entire table. Â I'll wave her over myself."Â
