"Swyfte..." asked the haggard, older lalafell, as he took a seat at his desk. "What's this I hear about you assaulting a customer this morning?" His eyes were focused on the lanky, aloof fellow before him.
"Business was slow," the Hyur at the desk's other end replied. "I was frustrated. Besides, he was obnoxious."
"...So you punched him in the jaw?"
"Yeah."
"Repeatedly?"
"Mmhmm."
"And proceeded to kick him in the ribs while yelling (and I quote) "Buy the fucking vacuum and suck your ass with it," while reportedly grinning like a madman?"
The hyur gave a sigh. "Really... REALLY obnoxious," Aekira replied. "He thought I was a prostitute. Must be the shoes."
"SWYFTE," the lalafell scolded. "I'm not sure if you're aware, but we CAN and PROBABLY WILL be sued dry for this!"Â
"He BOUGHT the vacuum," argued Aekira.
"AND A RESTRAINING ORDER!"
There was a moment of silence between the pair, time the smallfolk manager used to press his fingers firmly to his temples, not so eagerly awaiting his soon-to-be former employees likely sarcastic retort.
"Well," Aekira eventually said, offering up a wolfish grin. "At least I served him with a smile."
((Needless to say, Aekira in retail... bad idea.))
"Business was slow," the Hyur at the desk's other end replied. "I was frustrated. Besides, he was obnoxious."
"...So you punched him in the jaw?"
"Yeah."
"Repeatedly?"
"Mmhmm."
"And proceeded to kick him in the ribs while yelling (and I quote) "Buy the fucking vacuum and suck your ass with it," while reportedly grinning like a madman?"
The hyur gave a sigh. "Really... REALLY obnoxious," Aekira replied. "He thought I was a prostitute. Must be the shoes."
"SWYFTE," the lalafell scolded. "I'm not sure if you're aware, but we CAN and PROBABLY WILL be sued dry for this!"Â
"He BOUGHT the vacuum," argued Aekira.
"AND A RESTRAINING ORDER!"
There was a moment of silence between the pair, time the smallfolk manager used to press his fingers firmly to his temples, not so eagerly awaiting his soon-to-be former employees likely sarcastic retort.
"Well," Aekira eventually said, offering up a wolfish grin. "At least I served him with a smile."
((Needless to say, Aekira in retail... bad idea.))
