(01-21-2016, 06:29 AM)Kurt S. Wrote: That would have been nice if my schedule didn't shove me into the graveyard shift of all the rp.Â
EST mornings. XD
EDIT: Anyway to start off I guess...
Kurt.
'Well you know. You ARE getting this vacuum cleaner at a bargain. And you don't even need to step out of your house. Come to think of it, sir or ma'am, if you have a part of your house that needs cleaning I would be happy to demonstrate just how powerful this one is compared to all your other household items. Isn't it time you let yourself have that one quality of life upgrade?'
He'd be hands-on, 'I'll show you this thing works and it works like a charm' even if it makes him look like a home invader. And probably easily taken advantage of in his gusto to make a sale (that might never happen)
((Never ask Eleni to sell something for you. She might ruin it. By mistake or on purpose.))
Situation 1
The Seeker pouted as Kurt continued to explain to the lady how the vacuum worked. He was working away with a charm, advertising the product with skill that she had seen at vendors and proper markets. When all the hard work and flowery speech was done, the Hyur puffed his chest as he patted his back mentally at a job well done.Â
And that was when Eleni spoke: "Yeah, but aren't we going to tell her that it will break down in two days and we'll then tell her it was her fault and she won't get a refund?"
"...oh? We weren't supposed to advertise that?"
Situation 2
"I'm serious. Buy it. Now. If you don't I'll put an arrow in your head."
Outcome
You really don't want her to advertise your stuff. ^ ^ ;
