Osric: Big sis bites it pushing a little one out of the oven, dad commits sudoku out of grief, upper middle class whelp grows up a resentful murder hobo instead, loses his temper, has to run away and leave home forever, enlists, gets suckered into defusing terrorist plots.
Tengri: Garlean schemes, Garlean dies, Garlean gets raised as undead, Garlean revolts, Garlean raises an army of darkness, Garlean regains mortality, Garlean aspires to world domination, Garlean wishes validation from his peers, Garlean boohoo.
Haruko: Spoiled brat of an heir to a fortune goes down the wrong path and flees after an experiment in thaumaturgy goes horribly wrong. Returns years later and enlists for a time before deciding that jarheads are, indeed, morons. She opts out and signs up for traditional law enforcement instead.
Emerissel: Head of a minor Ishgardian house, renown for producing high-quality dragoons, gets suckered by the woman he considers his adopted daughter into playing patron, benefactor, and employer to a company of misfits, troublemakers, and assholes. He takes more than his fair share of amusement from this, to go with his fair share of grief.
Tengri: Garlean schemes, Garlean dies, Garlean gets raised as undead, Garlean revolts, Garlean raises an army of darkness, Garlean regains mortality, Garlean aspires to world domination, Garlean wishes validation from his peers, Garlean boohoo.
Haruko: Spoiled brat of an heir to a fortune goes down the wrong path and flees after an experiment in thaumaturgy goes horribly wrong. Returns years later and enlists for a time before deciding that jarheads are, indeed, morons. She opts out and signs up for traditional law enforcement instead.
Emerissel: Head of a minor Ishgardian house, renown for producing high-quality dragoons, gets suckered by the woman he considers his adopted daughter into playing patron, benefactor, and employer to a company of misfits, troublemakers, and assholes. He takes more than his fair share of amusement from this, to go with his fair share of grief.
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