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Cecily turned around in her seat, facing now four people that were around her, "Y'all wanna know what happened to little ol' me?" she slurred. After taking another swig of scotch, the minty-haired Miqo'te said to them, "Pull up a chair! It's story time with Auntie Cecily!" She leaned back, resting her elbows on the bar and spun her Epic Yarn, "So... the ofver *hic* day, I was in Limsa enjoyin' a fuggin' nap in the Costa del Sol, right?" She paused to take another swig, "Ahhh... BUT DEN! I was woken up by one o' dem earthquake things. Needless to *hic* say... I wasn' appy 'bout dat... So I 'ad ta fin' the fucker that caused it. AND LO AND BEHOLD... it was dat asshole Titan!" She took another swig of her scotch before finishing her tale, "So y'know what I 'ad ta do?" She asked as she looked over to the Hyur of this "group". "I KICKED HIS FUCKIN' ASS!" She then chugged the rest of the bottle and in her wasted state, she broke the bottle over her own head! "Ya' kiddies eveh' fell to ya death thirty-two times off a GIANT pillar? I tell ya, Primals are so fuggin' rude... *hic* wakin' me up an' shit..." She tried to take a final swig, realized she only had the neck of the bottle in one piece, and let out a sigh. "And that... is why I look like shit, and needed a drink..."
[She's usually not like this, but she had a rough day..]
Have yourselves a great night, take care, and don't forget to say "hi" to Christopher Walken.
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