
I was listening to the Labyrinth soundtrack on my way to work and I immediately thought of the worst way to position that film and figured I'd share it here.
Labyrinth:
"Wealthy older man with fetish for feathers and tight pants steals a small boy to win the affections of an underage girl."
Labyrinth:
"Wealthy older man with fetish for feathers and tight pants steals a small boy to win the affections of an underage girl."