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Part 1: The Basics
Part 2: Growing Up
Part 3: Past Influences
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
Part 5: Relationships With Others
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
Part 1: The Basics
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1.What is your full name?
Ulanan Ulan
2.Where and when were you born?
Ul'dah. At some point in time, arguably.
3.Who are/were your parents?
Zanaromos Moromos and Lianan Lian
4.Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Brothers - Zesamo Urosamo, Menolon Onolon. Sisters - Mienen Mien, Pialanan Pialan, Laonon Laon.
5.Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
I erraticaly reside at the rough resort of the roads: Inns.
6.What is your occupation?
Occupied with the occult.
7.Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Small. Light. Lalafell. Blond. Brown eyes. Bulgy yet simplistic. No distinguishing marks.
8.To which social class do you belong?
I believe I belong to the broken billfold bunch.
9.Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Cranial collapse caused by concentrated kicking to the cranium can compromise my corporeal carcass.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Sounds soft and simply soothing.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"LINEN CLOTH! HEAVY IRON! Alliteration is hard."
13. What do you have in your pockets?
I have a handful of handy handkerchiefs.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
I almost always alliterate. Although I attempt to alliterate alluringly, alliterations are almost always annoying.
1.What is your full name?
Ulanan Ulan
2.Where and when were you born?
Ul'dah. At some point in time, arguably.
3.Who are/were your parents?
Zanaromos Moromos and Lianan Lian
4.Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Brothers - Zesamo Urosamo, Menolon Onolon. Sisters - Mienen Mien, Pialanan Pialan, Laonon Laon.
5.Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
I erraticaly reside at the rough resort of the roads: Inns.
6.What is your occupation?
Occupied with the occult.
7.Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Small. Light. Lalafell. Blond. Brown eyes. Bulgy yet simplistic. No distinguishing marks.
8.To which social class do you belong?
I believe I belong to the broken billfold bunch.
9.Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Cranial collapse caused by concentrated kicking to the cranium can compromise my corporeal carcass.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Sounds soft and simply soothing.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"LINEN CLOTH! HEAVY IRON! Alliteration is hard."
13. What do you have in your pockets?
I have a handful of handy handkerchiefs.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
I almost always alliterate. Although I attempt to alliterate alluringly, alliterations are almost always annoying.
Part 2: Growing Up
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15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
An anticlimactic anticipation of an adulthood that avoided me.
16. What is your earliest memory?
Repeatedly rehashing reputable rituals of the rich.
17. How much schooling have you had?
The scope of my schooling scrambled my skull to a scary size.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Enjoyed the end enough.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
In the thick tracts throbbing with timber from a thinking teacher talked of through those thick tracts of timber.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
My mother was my most modest model. Mindfuly mercyful and mercyfuly mindful.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I vaguely valued their various values, but vanity bid me to believe them beasts.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A willing and worshipping wife worth of being wrapped in wealth by a wealthy wholesaler.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Practicing proper politeness to perform appropiately for the posh parties.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
A lurid lust for learning and angry acceptance of all authority.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
I stayed sickly, so my siblings sought to sit by my side.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
What? Why do you care? Go away!
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
What's with this questions? You creep!
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
My marriage moved me to mess with matters and meticolously mapping methods of murder...I mean mapping many missing miles in maps.
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
An anticlimactic anticipation of an adulthood that avoided me.
16. What is your earliest memory?
Repeatedly rehashing reputable rituals of the rich.
17. How much schooling have you had?
The scope of my schooling scrambled my skull to a scary size.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Enjoyed the end enough.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
In the thick tracts throbbing with timber from a thinking teacher talked of through those thick tracts of timber.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
My mother was my most modest model. Mindfuly mercyful and mercyfuly mindful.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I vaguely valued their various values, but vanity bid me to believe them beasts.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A willing and worshipping wife worth of being wrapped in wealth by a wealthy wholesaler.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Practicing proper politeness to perform appropiately for the posh parties.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
A lurid lust for learning and angry acceptance of all authority.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
I stayed sickly, so my siblings sought to sit by my side.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
What? Why do you care? Go away!
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
What's with this questions? You creep!
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
My marriage moved me to mess with matters and meticolously mapping methods of murder...I mean mapping many missing miles in maps.
Part 3: Past Influences
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29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
My marriage with a mischievous moody man.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
My sister Laonon.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Evoking the elements to empower my escape from the employed escort my embarrassed elder entrusted as my entourage.
32. What is your greatest regret?
Enjoying the exaggeration of the evoking of the elements to empower my exciting escape.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Hooking my husband to hang him from the houstetop. I mean...not washing some linen cloths.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
No.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
After enjoying the evoking of the elements to empower...etcetera etcetera.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Randomly rambling regarding ridicolous reddened rags.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Nothing. Choosing to change the past purposedly chops and changes the parts that piece me.
38. What is your best memory?
Walking away from wedlock.
39. What is your worst memory?
The evoking of the elements to empower...yes, that again.
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
My marriage with a mischievous moody man.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
My sister Laonon.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Evoking the elements to empower my escape from the employed escort my embarrassed elder entrusted as my entourage.
32. What is your greatest regret?
Enjoying the exaggeration of the evoking of the elements to empower my exciting escape.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Hooking my husband to hang him from the houstetop. I mean...not washing some linen cloths.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
No.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
After enjoying the evoking of the elements to empower...etcetera etcetera.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Randomly rambling regarding ridicolous reddened rags.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Nothing. Choosing to change the past purposedly chops and changes the parts that piece me.
38. What is your best memory?
Walking away from wedlock.
39. What is your worst memory?
The evoking of the elements to empower...yes, that again.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
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40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic.
41. What is your greatest fear?
To be swallowed alive.
42. What are your religious views?
I'm a follower of Oschon.
43. What are your political views?
Poor politics pour panic and pain on the poor, permiting politics to proliferate their purses.
44. What are your views on sex?
This questions again! Get out! Get out!
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Killing is conceded if consumated kindly and cautiously to a clearly corrupt creature.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Ask innapropiate questions like question 27.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
No. Yes. I don't know. GET OUT GET OUT!
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Happyness that hasn't harmed the harmless.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
Quite honest.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Only for question 27.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
Answering question 27. Because it's inadequate for a lady!
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
Balance is the basis of my behaviour.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic.
41. What is your greatest fear?
To be swallowed alive.
42. What are your religious views?
I'm a follower of Oschon.
43. What are your political views?
Poor politics pour panic and pain on the poor, permiting politics to proliferate their purses.
44. What are your views on sex?
This questions again! Get out! Get out!
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Killing is conceded if consumated kindly and cautiously to a clearly corrupt creature.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Ask innapropiate questions like question 27.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
No. Yes. I don't know. GET OUT GET OUT!
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Happyness that hasn't harmed the harmless.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
Quite honest.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Only for question 27.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
Answering question 27. Because it's inadequate for a lady!
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
Balance is the basis of my behaviour.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
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53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
Polite even if they tried to kill me.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Siblings. They are my only family.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Everyone is entitled to equal esteem.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
None. No. Can't.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
No.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know! Olives? He died. Linen cloths were not involved. GET OUT NOW!
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
He has to be alive.
60. How close are you to your family?
Not much anymore.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Yes. No. No. Or maybe? Perhaps. GET OUT! HEAVY IRON!
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
No one. Oschon would want me to wander.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Oschon. He's my patron deity.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Good question!
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
You! Because of question 27!
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Avoiding arguments also avoids ailments. Although, arguing is amusing.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
No.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
No. It's noisy.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Only if it would stop them from trying to kill me.
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
Polite even if they tried to kill me.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Siblings. They are my only family.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Everyone is entitled to equal esteem.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
None. No. Can't.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
No.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know! Olives? He died. Linen cloths were not involved. GET OUT NOW!
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
He has to be alive.
60. How close are you to your family?
Not much anymore.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Yes. No. No. Or maybe? Perhaps. GET OUT! HEAVY IRON!
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
No one. Oschon would want me to wander.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Oschon. He's my patron deity.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Good question!
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
You! Because of question 27!
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Avoiding arguments also avoids ailments. Although, arguing is amusing.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
No.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
No. It's noisy.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Only if it would stop them from trying to kill me.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
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70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Carving wood.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My life.
72. What is your favorite color?
Red.
73. What is your favorite food?
Olives!
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
I don't read.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
It must have wits and thought on it. Otherwise, it's a witty worthless waste, or a tiny thoughtful trash.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
No.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Wandering.
78. What makes you laugh?
Many things. Question 27 is not one of them.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Question 27 shocks, offends and anythings me!
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Stargazing or wood carving. One of them might end up with my fingers cut, however.
81. How do you deal with stress?
Olives! And random shouting!
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I have no plans.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Question 27 is one right now.
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Carving wood.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My life.
72. What is your favorite color?
Red.
73. What is your favorite food?
Olives!
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
I don't read.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
It must have wits and thought on it. Otherwise, it's a witty worthless waste, or a tiny thoughtful trash.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
No.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Wandering.
78. What makes you laugh?
Many things. Question 27 is not one of them.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Question 27 shocks, offends and anythings me!
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Stargazing or wood carving. One of them might end up with my fingers cut, however.
81. How do you deal with stress?
Olives! And random shouting!
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I have no plans.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Question 27 is one right now.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
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84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Wandering is not a routine.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I'm calm all the time. Except for question 27.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
Bleeding. Also, I'm not any good when in a hurry.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd make myself immune to kicks to the head.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I...have no idea. Introverted?
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Unorganized. Because there's nothing to organize.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good at:
1- Random yelling.
2- Wood carving.
3- Breaking expensive vases.
Bad at:
1- Alliteration
2- Fixing the broken expensive vases.
6- Enumeration.
91. Do you like yourself?
Pretty much.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)
I kinda killed someone. I mean...I want...money for...an olive farm? Yes, that's it.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Owning an olive farm, apparently.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Owning an olive farm.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Calmly.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
In this order: Panic. Then I would write my last will enterely in alliterations. Then I'd eat until I burst or a peiste eats me instead.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
Shouting "SILK!" and "LINEN CLOTH!" at random intervals in my dead bed.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Annoying alliterative amusement.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Annoying alliterative amusement.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)
Get better at alliteration because I seriously can't improve.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Wandering is not a routine.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I'm calm all the time. Except for question 27.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
Bleeding. Also, I'm not any good when in a hurry.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd make myself immune to kicks to the head.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I...have no idea. Introverted?
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Unorganized. Because there's nothing to organize.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good at:
1- Random yelling.
2- Wood carving.
3- Breaking expensive vases.
Bad at:
1- Alliteration
2- Fixing the broken expensive vases.
6- Enumeration.
91. Do you like yourself?
Pretty much.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)
I kinda killed someone. I mean...I want...money for...an olive farm? Yes, that's it.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Owning an olive farm, apparently.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Owning an olive farm.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Calmly.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
In this order: Panic. Then I would write my last will enterely in alliterations. Then I'd eat until I burst or a peiste eats me instead.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
Shouting "SILK!" and "LINEN CLOTH!" at random intervals in my dead bed.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Annoying alliterative amusement.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Annoying alliterative amusement.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)
Get better at alliteration because I seriously can't improve.
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