I shall worship Jeff, god of biscuits! Failing that: Ted, god of hairdos. His nemesis is Phil, god of running, jumping, and climbing trees.
Sorry. I saw the reference and I had to go for it.
EDIT: Sorry, you're all going to hate me for this, but after brief discussion with friends I have resolved to make a comic relief mule who is a filthy, raving old nutter who spends his days ranting about the buttermilk divinity of Jeff, god of biscuits.
Sorry. I saw the reference and I had to go for it.
EDIT: Sorry, you're all going to hate me for this, but after brief discussion with friends I have resolved to make a comic relief mule who is a filthy, raving old nutter who spends his days ranting about the buttermilk divinity of Jeff, god of biscuits.