
(08-22-2013, 09:47 PM)Annaveil Wrote: Oh my god. That is frikkin' hilarious. I'm going to go ahead and validate my using "hotter than a jalapeno's coochie" now.
I seriously died when I read it, and then again when I reread it, like damn Square, you can't just say things like that
but I'm so glad you did. I tried so desperately hard to take a screenshot, but it just wouldn't work. Alas, it's said by one of the quest givers by the huge bloody ship in the "something something drydocks" by Lominsa. I goddamn love Lominsa.
Also I may have just cringed several times with the mental imagery a jalapeno coochie conjures up

(08-22-2013, 01:12 AM)FreelanceWizard Wrote: "Sweet Nophica's tits!" -- which is rather appropriate if you've seen the concept art for Nophica (on the concept art card for the Twin Adders).
Considering Nophica is my diety, I feel completely obliged to drop this on occasion, I might even have to make a macro

Some of the things you guys have put down in this thread have made my morning by the way

Also this deserves to be quoted:
(08-22-2013, 02:51 PM)penniless1 Wrote: "By Ifrit's fiery arsehole, get that dodo-brained guttersnipe out me tavern 'fore I loose me foot in both o' yer shite-ends."
Ah, Limsa Lominsa. Â Where more than the air is salty...