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Iroh · **08-24-2010, 12:15 PM**

I wasn't going to originally do this, but then I happened to be put forth with a challenge that felt... well... epic.

Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Blue's Clues and The Bible. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

Warning, the following may offend, so I'm putting it in a spoiler just in case >.>

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SpoilerFirst Blueinthians 69:

'And behold, a youth in a green striped shirt stood up to put her to the test, saying, "Blue, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?" She barked to him. And he answered, saying, "What is written in the law? How do I read?" Blue barked again, and he answered, "You shall love the Lord your Blue with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind; and your neighbor as yourself?" And Blue again barked unto him, after which he replied, "You art correct, teacher; We are going to partake in Blue's Clues, as thou art a really fun game!."

'So he, desiring to clarify himself, said to Blue, "And who is my neighbor?" Blue replied, by barking. Much barking was shown. The green shirted youth then said, " Ah, so a man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among robbers, who stripped him and beat him, and departed, leaving him half dead. Now by chance a secretary was going down that road; and when she saw him she passed by on the other side. So likewise a Doctor, when she came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. But a Samaritan, as she journeyed, came to where he was; and when she saw him, she had compassion, and went to him and bound up his wounds, pouring on oil and wine; then she gave him a blow job. She then set him on his own beast and brought him to an inn, and took care of him with further oral ministrations. And the next day she took out two denarii and gave them to the innkeeper, saying, Ã¢Â€Â˜Take care of him; and whatever more you spend, I will repay you when I come back with the oral pleasure.Ã¢Â€Â™

'Which of these three, do you think, proved neighbor to the man who fell among the robbers, you ask us?" The man finished in his translation of Blue.'

'To the unseen children gathered he then said unto them,"I believe I may need your help, will thou help me?" To which the children cried they would. The youth then cried, "Hosanna! Blue's Clue, Blue's Clues, pull forth thy notebook and find the paw prints, for when we use our minds and think, think, think in the holy thinking chair, we can do anything that we wish to do."'

'Following this there was much silly dancing. After many clues had been determined, the youth in the green striped shirt finally said unto Blue, "I believe we have just figured out Blue's Clues, as we art really smart! Teacher, was the neighbor," Here he did pause, dramatically, "the one who gave him a blow job?"'

'Blue then barked unto them all, and it was good.'

'And thus the youth said, "The one who blew his holy flute is correct!"'

'And Blue spoke unto them at last to say, "Go and do likewise."''

'And it was very good.'

Rev up that (bad) fanfiction!

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