Yeah, things are different once you're older. Â At one point, women dated me because my hair was dangerously spiky, my pants were fabulously huge, my shirts were relatively shiny, and my attitude was inconsequentially arrogant.
Now, the women my age are impressed because my hair is shampooed daily, my slacks and shirts are dressy, my job title is moderately impressive, and my income is regular.
Playing bass and still being a bit of a goth helps, but I have a feeling that, if I ever were made a bachelor again, I think I'd be attracting women for completely different reasons. Â Women approaching 30 don't necessarily care if your hair is long, they're more worried about you ruining their credit. Â I suppose I'm different, too. Â My dream woman now always has a college degree and doesn't necessarily need my income.
I'm getting old.
Now, the women my age are impressed because my hair is shampooed daily, my slacks and shirts are dressy, my job title is moderately impressive, and my income is regular.
Playing bass and still being a bit of a goth helps, but I have a feeling that, if I ever were made a bachelor again, I think I'd be attracting women for completely different reasons. Â Women approaching 30 don't necessarily care if your hair is long, they're more worried about you ruining their credit. Â I suppose I'm different, too. Â My dream woman now always has a college degree and doesn't necessarily need my income.
I'm getting old.
