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Coatleque · **09-07-2014, 05:55 PM**

Look, it's a drunk Sultansworn and her usual tact!

Roen Deneith pauses when she spots Crofte looking her way again. She winces.
Roen Deneith: "Did.. something happen or..?"
Coatleque Crofte: "But nae... nae... Roen! Master Franz here says ye'll nae have tae worry about that Master Lazarov anymore."
Roen Deneith: "Is this... a festive drinking... outing..." she paused.
Roen Deneith suddenly stiffened, shooting a -look- to Franx.
Franz Renatus gives Roen a look that says "we need to talk about something"
Roen Deneith: "About that." Suddenly her voice turned icy.
Coatleque Crofte nods to herself.
Roen Deneith: "We -do- need to talk."
Franz Renatus: "And there is much to talk about, but not at this exact moment"
Roen Deneith 's tone was suddenly intent.
Franz Renatus is a little concerned about how drunk Croft was
Roen Deneith makes a straight face at Franz Renatus.
Coatleque Crofte: "Aye, he says my subornimate has a plan. Which I think means Natalie is about tae step in shite again..."

Warren Castille · **09-09-2014, 08:46 PM**

First time I ever put this down, I kind of like how it came out.

8:36 p.m.]Warren Castille: "I don't know if I was born there, or left there, or what, but really? That doesn't matter much. I grew up there. I should tell you the story of how I got my last name. Well, not me specifically, but 'Castille' in general."

[8:37 p.m.]Warren Castille: "So, generations back, before the fall of Ala Mhigo, before most of this nonsense with Garlemald. The head lady of the kitchen hated when people would scoop before proper dinner bells, right? She knew how to cook, learned from the best before setting out, she said, or so they say, but she insisted everyone wait until everything was ready."

[8:39 p.m.]Warren Castille smiles and leans in, getting the Storyteller's disposition. "Now, one of the big guys of the camp, huge strong highlander by the name of Retsilla, insisted he get his meals when he wanted them. Head Lady always yelled and threatened him, but he'd always shout back that he worked hard, and he deserved his food. Most people took it light heartedly, so they told me, because everyone was really helping one another around and it was all in good fun."

[8:41 p.m.]Warren Castille: "One day Restilla goes and sneaks a snack. Head Lady catches him and chases him off with her cook pan. There's a bit of a scuffle, and she beans him with it right over the head. Everyone's surprised, but Restilla sits up and laughs. Head Lady can't believe it, but her damned cook pan snapped off right at the handle over old Retsilla's head."

[8:42 p.m.]Warren Castille: "Most of the boys are clamboring now, surprised, but not really too surprised, you see. Retsilla had a hard head, but still! Someone calls out to him. 'Gods! That pan was cast iron!' And Retsilla laughs, licks his fingers, and shoots back. 'Guess I'm cast steel, then!' And then, as they say, it stuck."

Jancis · **09-14-2014, 06:22 PM**

[18:12][7]<Coatleque Crofte> omg, it's a C'upa Tia!
[18:13][7]<Kage Kiryuu> i dun know the significance of that except that he was shouting in limsa
[18:13][7]<Coatleque Crofte> Cup of tia.
[18:14][7]<Coatleque Crofte> Someone should make C'upa Neudls

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**Unnamed Mercenary** · **09-22-2014, 12:00 AM**

[20:58][2]<Kage Kiryuu> Iron is making Edda wait
[20:59][2]<Kage Kiryuu> Poor Lady Edda
[20:59][2]<Edda Eglantine> I have the patience of um... Uh, shit. I have the patience of a DRG at the bottom of The Navel Extreme.
[20:59][2]<Kage Kiryuu> LOL
[21:00][2]<Franz Renatus> that's a beatiful line
[21:00][2]<Franz Renatus> can I put that in the logs thread on RPC?
[21:00][2]<Leanne Delphium> I have the patience of a white mage screaming for ballad.
[21:00][2]<Edda Eglantine> Of course. For all their talk, DRGs are surprisingly patient people. "Plz get kill, plz carry..."
[21:00][2]<Leanne Delphium> *nod*

Val · **09-28-2014, 05:03 AM**

Val Nunh: "Evenin' Gus. Been holdin' up well?"
Gus Pumpkinweed smiles. "Well enough. I eavesdropped; y'said y'wanted a drink?"
Gus Pumpkinweed: "Why go outdoors?"
Gus Pumpkinweed: "I have t'best all in ALL Hydalen!"
Val Nunh: "M'thinkin' 'bout it. M'he--ah."
Val Nunh: "What sorta drink?"
Gus Pumpkinweed: Pumpkinweed Ale, o'course!
Val Nunh: "..Hm."
Gus Pumpkinweed: "It's part o'why I'm rich, Mr. Val."
Val Nunh: "S'that so? What's in it? Aside from pumpkins."
Gus Pumpkinweed grins. "Allspice, nutmeg, cloves, brown sugar, various spices an' all that sort o'thing."
Val Nunh: "Idunno what any'f that shit is, but if it'll keep m'head from hurtin' I'll take it."

DreamedReality · **10-02-2014, 06:03 AM**

[1]<Phae'ra Nireath> Reality TV: Eorzea, cause we reallly needed that here too D:
[1]<Jaques Guillaume> isn't it already here?
[1]<Phae'ra Nireath> Shhh, let me ignore that truth T_T
[1]<Jaques Guillaume> XD
[1]<Lilithium Altair> xD
[1]<Phae'ra Nireath> xD
[1]<Lilithium Altair> Poor wee lamb
[1]<Phae'ra Nireath> gah, i fail at chat swapping D:
[1]<Jaques Guillaume> *fails to resist making bad jokes* We could start up waddlers and tiaras. A lalalfell fashion show!
[1]<Onion Kid> Is there really? o.o
[1]<Lilithium Altair> ...
[1]<Onion Kid> *Throws Jaques out the chat*
[1]<Lilithium Altair> *snorted coke out of her nose. Excuses herself*
[1]<Phae'ra Nireath> Oh god why!?
[1]<Lilithium Altair> Owwie owwie owwie ; ;
[1]<Jaques Guillaume> *comforts Lili and offers a hanky*
[1]<Lilithium Altair> *blows nose obnoxiously* So then we'd have a Honeyboo Booboo?

Parvacake · **10-02-2014, 06:06 AM**

DAMMIT xD I was just about to post that!

Antain · **10-02-2014, 01:08 PM**

I wish I had something interesting to post, but most of it is me talking to myself about tentacles...

I like Hullbreaker too much >_<

Melkire · **10-02-2014, 03:52 PM**

Courtesy Skype. Hutarin told me the Flames had just lost a match to the Adders, and, well...

[12:46:10 PM] Osric: *sets fire to the Shroud*
[12:46:19 PM] Osric: ...omg that should be an Adele parody.
[12:46:25 PM] Hutarin: ...
[12:46:31 PM] Hutarin: I SET FIREEEEE TO THE SHROUDDDDD
[12:47:09 PM] Osric: WATCHED IT LIGHT AS I TOUCHED MY FAAAAACE
[12:47:30 PM] Osric: LET IT BURN WHILE I LAUGH
[12:47:38 PM] Osric: CAUSE I HEARD THEM SCREAMING OUT OUR NAME, US FLAMES

Berrod Armstrong · **10-02-2014, 03:56 PM**

Me : I used to do that on my mage, he got the shit beat out of him so much LOL.
3:11 PM
Frand: I DON'T EVER REMEMBER YOUR MAYGE
3:12 PM
Me: Braxford the brawny ice fisher brawler frost mage!
3:12 PM
Frand: OH GOD BRAXY
3:12 PM
Me: He eventually died after picking the wrong fight -- so I could play my mage as Ithys' sister Zethys.
3:14 PM
Me: Who adored tall, strapping men and always encouraged fat bottomed girls.
3:14 PM
Me: Best pervy old lady ever.
3:14 PM
Me: "Oh dear sweetheart there isn't a thing in this world out of reach for a fat-bottomed girl."
3:15 PM
Me: Said to a draenei
3:15 PM
Frand: Brb singing queen
3:17 PM
Me: LOL
3:17 PM
Me: And to men
3:17 PM
Me: "Oh, darling, such a strapping figure! That bandy-legged stride of yours suggests that you're quite gifted as well! I had a suitor like you once; I limp slightly to this day. My sister said that it was arthritis, but I know, sweetheart...I know..."
3:18 PM
Frand: ROFL
3:19 PM

Oscare · **10-02-2014, 04:59 PM**

Alex: a good summary of the summary of Oscare is...
Alex: <REDACTED>
Marogathor: God dammit, Alex.
Alex: did you really think I was going to spoil it?

Parvacake · **10-05-2014, 01:00 AM**

Lili and some of her DOVElings at the QS. Clipped the logs around the tavern spam. Keep in mind, Garl is a male Highlander and Azeiox a male Elezen.

[10:49 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "What? What did you tell her Garl?"
[10:50 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "The truth, that you are my wife."
[10:50 p.m.]Nonoruni Tataruni forms a pink heart shaped rune and blows it at Azeiox Nelles teasingly.
[10:50 p.m.]Nonoruni Tataruni blows Azeiox Nelles a kiss.
[10:50 p.m.]You clap for Nonoruni Tataruni.
[10:50 p.m.]Nanapo Napo: Y'need makeup... 'n a dress!
[10:50 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles stared coldy to Garl, his arms folded as he furiously taps his arm. "Do. Did. WHAT?!"
[10:51 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "I'm working on the dress part, no makeup for my wife."
[10:51 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "I like -natural- beauty."
[10:51 p.m.]Lilithium Altair cleared her throat, looking away as she swallowed down a few snickers. Her cheeks were getting red.
[10:51 p.m.]Garl Vinland blinks seeral times before cackling with glee."I told the young folk the truth!"
[10:52 p.m.]Kaiten Skyborn: "And when shall the happy couple be Bonded? We'd love to come!"
[10:52 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "'Tis a good question, lad, can't really say for certain."
[10:53 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "Don't you join in too!"
[10:53 p.m.]Lilithium Altair looked entertained. "But...Az, dear, I can help you with your hair!"
[10:53 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "And I am not wearing a dress!"
[10:53 p.m.]Lilithium Altair: You'd look lovely with roses!
[10:54 p.m.]Kaiten Skyborn: "Dress dress dress!"

We're mean Smile

Jancis · **10-05-2014, 05:07 AM**

[20:39][7]<Valirelia Ferox> we need a guinea pig
[20:39][7]<Natalie Mcbeef> Natalie Portasaurus rex
[20:40][7]<Natalie Mcbeef> anelia can be jar jar binks
[20:40][7]<Anelia Sadowyn> ...
[20:40][7]<Coatleque Crofte> rofl
[20:40][7]<Anelia Sadowyn> How did my character bedegrading as Jar Jar binks
[20:40][7]<Whran'a Mhakaracca> What did I come backto...
[20:40][7]<Natalie Mcbeef> Erik can be mace windu
[20:40][7]<Alexaria Whiteraven> I am so bad.
[20:40][7]<Natalie Mcbeef> and otto can be the head ofthe trade federation
[20:40][7]<Anelia Sadowyn> Wait
[20:41][7]<Anelia Sadowyn> Is my charactere reallythat annoying
[20:41][7]<Jancis Milburga> Hahaha
[20:41][7]<Natalie Mcbeef> Meesa Anelia'sa
[20:41][7]<Leanne Delphium> Can I Qui Gon Jin
[20:41][7]<Coatleque Crofte> No, Anelia.
[20:41][7]<S'imba Tia> the hell did I log into?
Â [20:41][7]<NatalieMcbeef> 'Mee'sa step in da poopy' - Anelia
[20:41][7]<Anelia Sadowyn> ....

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Parvacake · **10-05-2014, 12:09 PM**

Talking about breakfast sandwiches with a friend...mmm...

[11:01:54 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Yes, I am vindictive. They skimped on the steaky bit....
[11:02:45 AM] Lili Hoppit!: They always do, the bastards.
[11:03:22 AM] Grinning Scarlet: The one I've been getting these at for breakfast after work don't. One straight patty thing. Tis delicious. Now I'm going to have to break in at night and ambush the first person to come in with a meat tenderizer...
[11:04:08 AM] Lili Hoppit!: Now I just want steak...
[11:05:47 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Everyone wants steak forever. Its delicious. Actually thats not true I want to hurt someone more then I want steak
[11:06:13 AM] Lili Hoppit!: We should go steal steak.
[11:06:15 AM] Lili Hoppit!: I like them rare.
[11:07:14 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Its not stealing if no one is alive enough to claim it
[11:08:36 AM] Lili Hoppit!: You handle the murder, I'll get the steaks.
[11:09:32 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Oh to be young and have access to firearms..

Kage · **10-05-2014, 12:30 PM**

Should I be worried about the amount of times "Kage" appears in these chat logs.

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