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***Nero*** · **08-25-2014, 12:57 PM**

(08-25-2014, 12:54 PM)Warren Castille Wrote:
(08-25-2014, 12:53 PM)Nero Wrote: The pillar struck first. That's all I'm saying. I was the victim here, acting in self-defense.

They're a lot craftier than we give them credit for. Fortuitous things, they are.

Yeah, but you could say the more well-behaved ones are really supportive.

I'll show myself out.

Melkire · **08-25-2014, 01:07 PM**

(08-25-2014, 12:57 PM)Nero Wrote:
(08-25-2014, 12:54 PM)Warren Castille Wrote:
(08-25-2014, 12:53 PM)Nero Wrote: The pillar struck first. That's all I'm saying. I was the victim here, acting in self-defense.

They're a lot craftier than we give them credit for. Fortuitous things, they are.

Yeah, but you could say the more well-behaved ones are really supportive.

I'll show myself out.

...out?

No, no, you misunderstand. Likely because you hit your head on the way in, passed out, and woke up in here.

There's no door.

Just a trapdoor. In the ceiling. Fifty feet up. Directly above a pile of refuse. For refuse, read: trashy romance novellas like this one...

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The truth is, we don't do the whole stack-on-each-other's-shoulders routine because, deep down, we don't want to leave.

Coatleque · **08-25-2014, 01:37 PM**

(08-25-2014, 01:07 PM)Melkire Wrote: The truth is, we don't do the whole stack-on-each-other's-shoulders routine because, deep down, we don't want to leave.

QFT

Also, the whole scene was in reality a metaphor. The pillar approaches Nero and Roen. It lashes out, and Nero tries to fight it off with a well placed head-but. In the end the pillar wins. The pillar always wins.

***Nero*** · **08-25-2014, 01:55 PM**

I'm actually an employee for Squeenix and I just leaked what the next Primal is going to be. It's not going to be Shiva. It's going to be the Pillar.

Whittledown · **08-25-2014, 01:57 PM**

(08-25-2014, 01:55 PM)Nero Wrote: I'm actually an employee for Squeenix and I just leaked what the next Primal is going to be. It's not going to be Shiva. It's going to be the Pillar.

It's like Demon Wall only it makes people engage in questionable decision making.

Warren Castille · **08-25-2014, 02:01 PM**

I must be tempered, since I've got no complaints for my part.

Coatleque · **08-25-2014, 02:07 PM**

Well... I have been sending large quantities of crystals into this thread since its inception...

Roen · **08-25-2014, 02:10 PM**

I think we have plenty worshipers here to summon a Pillar.

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **08-25-2014, 02:11 PM**

(08-25-2014, 02:07 PM)Coatleque Wrote: Well... I have been sending large quantities of crystals into this thread since its inception...

Oh, I thought we were supposed to have religious pilgrimages to the thread. ...what am I supposed to do with all the people now praying to it?

Kage · **08-25-2014, 02:14 PM**

(08-25-2014, 02:10 PM)Roen Wrote: I think we have plenty worshipers here to summon a Pillar.

Have all of us been stockpiling crystals?

The catch: The Pillar has been here all this time.

Kellach Woods · **08-25-2014, 06:19 PM**

Plot twist, the pillar is innuendo.

Melkire · **08-25-2014, 06:21 PM**

(08-25-2014, 06:19 PM)Kellach Woods Wrote: Plot twist, the pillar is innuendo.

No innuendo about it, the pillar is a euphemism.

Coatleque · **08-25-2014, 07:24 PM**

(08-25-2014, 06:19 PM)Kellach Woods Wrote: Plot twist...

Spoiler Alert: We are the pillar.

***Nero*** · **08-25-2014, 07:25 PM**

Pillar is love, pillar is life.

Askier · **08-25-2014, 08:31 PM**

*straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator*

Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it!

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