
The Captain is nothing like me, with one exception, we're both capable of being verbose. I wrote him intentionally to be nothing like me, but a way for me to express my aptitude for wordsmithing.Â
Oh, and I suppose we have the same attention span cause once I get bored, He gets bored.
Oh, and I suppose we have the same attention span cause once I get bored, He gets bored.

What a colossal waste of time and energy.