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Oscare · **03-21-2015, 06:26 PM**

Oscare Iono: STOP RIGHT THERE
Oscare Iono: THE CUTE POLICE IS HERE
Oscare Iono: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TOO CUTE
â˜…Franz Renatus: you can't make me.
Oscare Iono: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Oscare Iono: OR ELSE THIS POINTY THING WILL GO... SOMEWHERE

very mature people doing very mature things

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **03-21-2015, 06:45 PM**

(03-21-2015, 06:26 PM)Oscare Wrote: Oscare Iono: STOP RIGHT THERE
Oscare Iono: THE CUTE POLICE IS HERE
Oscare Iono: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TOO CUTE
â˜…Franz Renatus: you can't make me.
Oscare Iono: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Oscare Iono: OR ELSE THIS POINTY THING WILL GO... SOMEWHERE

very mature people doing very mature things

Yes, very.

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Askier · **03-22-2015, 01:49 PM**

((Taken from a Skype chat- user names removed for privacy))

Other: Yeah Ki is a major asshole.
Me: I think he's cuddly.
Other: No he's a dick.
Me: Well he has one.
Other: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Well if you were as hung as him, you'd be -cocky- too.
Other: Please stop.
Me: I mean he loves Gil, not like he is -hard- to please.
Other: Do you have an off switch?
Me: Naw, like Ki, I'm always turned on
Other: Oh come on!
Me: Come on what?
Other: Damn it!
Me: Guess you say I'm full to bursting when it comes to puns.
Other: I take it back. Ki isn't the asshole, you are.Â
Me: Hehe asshole. That's too easy.
Other: I HATE You! Everything I say!
Me: Do you wish me to be kind?
Other: Why can't you be like Jin'li and kind Â all the time?
Me: Because being annoying is more fun. :p

Edda · **03-23-2015, 10:55 PM**

Quote:[FC]<Edda Eglantine> lol wow highest score on this cactpot card was 360... go fuck yourself Micro$oft
Roen Deneith has logged out.
[FC]<Edda Eglantine> guess Roen's an XBot

:^)

DreamedReality · **03-28-2015, 02:12 AM**

Jaques Guillaume collects up a plate and dumps the contents of the pan onto it before placing the pan with the other dirty dishes. He sets the plate on the counter before retrieving a forkÂ to eat his dinner with.
Jaques Guillaume: "..."
Ser'ai Ko'mai: "....."
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn snorts in amusement.
Vaughn Antain shrugs again, saying nothing more about the subject, and watches Jaques dance around Ser with slight amusement.
Lyria Stormdancer nods to Myri seeing she's come back in.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn smiles at Lyria Stormdancer.
Jaques Guillaume: ". . ."
Ser'ai Ko'mai: "........."
Jaques Guillaume shrugs slightly before takign a bite of his spicy meal.
Ser'ai Ko'mai shifts her focus to the plate the mountain eats from
Vaughn Antain smiles at you.
Jaques Guillaume continues to ignore the begging kitty. Pets don't get fed from the dinner table. >:3
Vaughn Antain chuckles.
Ser'ai Ko'mai narrows her eyes, plotting. The plotting continued as she slinked away from the mountain, making her way upstairs.
Lyria Stormdancer tries to cover up a giggle.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn wiggles her tongue in her cheek, watching the second stomach disappear upstairs, waiting.
Ser'ai Ko'mai screams at the top of her lungs, putting on her best performance. "Goblin! Help!!!" she shouted.
Lyria Stormdancer jumps slightly at the scream. Then settles down hearing that it's Ser'ai from upstairs.
Vaughn Antain raises a brow at the yell.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn rubs her mouth, trying to hide her grin.
Ser'ai Ko'mai: "He's got me! Aghh!! Help! Jaques!" she shouted again.
Lyria Stormdancer looks up at Myri, raising an eyebrow in question.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn chews at her cheek, nodding towards the plate.
Vaughn Antain leans in to whisper to Jaques.
Jaques Guillaume frowns, glancing upwards very unimpressed. Rises, moving the the spice cabinet to add some dragon pepper oil drizzled to his already very hot meal. Then purposefully takes the bait.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn beams with delight at you.
Lyria Stormdancer shakes her head smiling.
Vaughn Antain >> "Shall I take some of that meal up to her? She'll probably burn her lungs out."
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn reaches to rest her hand on Lyria's neck, shaking softly with a laugh of anticipation.
You disagree with Vaughn Antain.
Vaughn Antain sighs.
Ser'ai Ko'mai does her best to hide in the shadows, like master showed her, waiting for Jaques to walk by
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn beams with delight at Vaughn Antain.
Ser'ai Ko'mai sneaks
Jaques Guillaume totally doesn't see the catgirl. Nope.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn glances towards the coldbox before returning her eyes to the plate.
Ser'ai Ko'mai pops up from behind the counter, success she thought! Her eyes fixed on Jaques' plate, which she quickly took a handful of whatever it was and shoved it in her mouth..delicious...wonderful....h..hot?
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn beams with delight at Ser'ai Ko'mai.
Jaques Guillaume waits for it.
Vaughn Antain watches Ser with a growing smirk.
Ser'ai Ko'mai panics!
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn covers her mouth, though a very unladylike snort sounds despite herself.
Lyria Stormdancer laughs softly at Ser'ai.
Ser'ai Ko'mai waves her hands wildy as if trying to put out a fire on her tounge, her face growing red, eyes watering heavily, followed by a high pitched yelp, and words. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hoooooooooottt!!!" she screamed, leaping over the counter to run outside. Water...must find water....
Vaughn Antain bursts out laughing.
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn: Milk!
Myrganroegan Wylfwyn laughs
Jaques Guillaume there it was.
Lyria Stormdancer laughs with the others.
Jaques Guillaume cooly walks back down the stairs.

Jancis · **03-28-2015, 09:29 PM**

Quote:[21:21][6]<Rhea Zaheela> Your money or the catboy gets it!
[21:22][6]<Belldonna Angelimuiex> Nuuuuuuu
[21:22][6]<Ilwe'ran Hlaiwa> actually I already got it
[21:22][6]<Rhea Zaheela> ....never mind, you can take him back... here, take my money as well
[21:23][6]<Kaniku Kuni> Ouch.
[21:23][6]<Kaniku Kuni> Shots fired.
[21:23][6]<Ilwe'ran Hlaiwa> *needs to be saved*
[21:23][6]<Jancis Milburga> !
[21:23][6]<Kaniku Kuni> I'd save you but carrying a dude/damsel in distress as a Lala only works with other Lala.
[21:24][6]<Ilwe'ran Hlaiwa> I'm a dudsel

Antain · **04-09-2015, 06:34 PM**

[18:11](Sasari Sari) Sorry I let you die ;.;
[18:12](Vaughn Antain) Meh, you didn't expect me to MT for a bit there XD
[18:13](Sasari Sari) I was like "Oh Vaughn is low, I better heal him.... wait... shoot he has the bleeeeed... Nooo can't cancel Physick fast enough to Lustrate blargle"
[18:13](Vaughn Antain) Vaughn's time of the month >_>;
[18:13](Sasari Sari) Only when tanking the cloud of darkness...
[18:13](Sasari Sari) So like every other woman
[18:14](Vaughn Antain) XD
[18:14](Sasari Sari) I am sensing bad jokes here, SE

Oscare · **04-12-2015, 11:59 AM**

[2]<Oscare Iono> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me double take, hard
[2]<â˜…Kahn'a Od'hilkas> Whaâ€”
[2]<â˜…Warren Castille> <Oscare Iono> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me[...] hard
[2]<Aleria Frostheart> o_o
[2]<â˜…Warren Castille> press.exe
[2]<Aleria Frostheart> Lmfaooo
[2]<Oscare Iono> ... as if the [...] isn't going to raise questions
[2]<â˜…Warren Castille> Shh.
[2]<Oscare Iono> also you can't use it if I beat you to it

I beat him to it

Bonus:
[2]<â˜…Warren Castille> <Oscare Iono> "Can use magic to be a futa." that made me double [...] hard
[2]<â—Osric Melkire> "double over and puke" = [...]
[2]<â—Osric Melkire> er, "over and puke"

Jancis · **04-12-2015, 05:58 PM**

What happened when Bravaden and Jancis logged in at the same time:

Quote:[14:22]Bravaden Warder has logged in.
[14:22][FC]<Renee Becquerel> Heyo, Jan and Bra!
[14:22][FC]<Renee Becquerel> Wait, hrm.
[14:22][FC]<Renee Becquerel> Brav.
[14:23][FC]<Jancis Milburga> Hello ^_^
[14:23][FC]<Bravaden Warder> we can talk about Jan's Bra.Â But if we're greeting me it would probably be better to stick with Brav =P
[14:23][FC]<Jancis Milburga> !!
[14:23][FC]<Renee Becquerel> Fresh.
[14:23][FC]<Jancis Milburga> It, much like Jancis herself, is supportive and comforting.
[14:23][FC]<Leanne Delphium> onee-chan's bra is the purest of bras.
[14:23][FC]<Bravaden Warder> The Joke was made, I took it =P
[14:24][FC]<G'lahs Tia> At first its constrictive.Â But sooner or later it becomes a part of you...
[14:24][FC]<Jancis Milburga> ...
[14:24][FC]<G'lahs Tia>
[14:25][FC]<G'lahs Tia> *plays himself off*Â Badda bap ba ba bap!
[14:25][FC]<Jancis Milburga> But every now and then it's good to be free of her!
[14:25][FC]<Bravaden Warder> *whew( at least she said it.Â I LITERALLY had something typed out to that effect but decided to not dig that hole rofl
[14:26][FC]<Jancis Milburga> Hahaha
[14:26][FC]<Renee Becquerel> Could be worse, I'm physically resisting an underwire/pinching joke.
[14:26][FC]<Leanne Delphium> I'm myself holding a very bad joke.

Flashhelix · **04-13-2015, 05:37 PM**

Quote:5:38 PM - tom clancy's baseball battlezone: fuck roleplay

Rosamund · **04-16-2015, 05:48 PM**

I was trying to tell our group how far along my gear was on SBing...

Quote:[22:36](J'inarah Marad) 69
[22:36](J'inarah Marad) % oops
[22:36](J'inarah Marad) That came out wrong
[22:36](Kyle Rider) ;D
[22:36](Pascaleret Corentiaux) ^.-
[22:37](Bardhyl Ahmeti) ;3c
[22:37](J'inarah Marad) Nothing to see here >.>;
[22:38][FC]<J'inarah Marad> I just mt'ed "69" into party chat D:
[22:38][FC]<Yoral Porral> I don't understand.
[22:38][FC]<Platinum Mountain> Adult stuff
[22:38][FC]<Platinum Mountain> Like, you know
[22:38][FC]<Yoral Porral> Why were you typing 69?
[22:38][FC]<Platinum Mountain> That stuff where Mommy loves Daddy very much.
[22:39][FC]<Platinum Mountain> Soulbinding.
[22:39][FC]<Yoral Porral> Shush! *covers ears*
[22:39][FC]<J'kilid Tia> We were ERPing in Skype and she typed into the wrong window
[22:39][FC]<J'inarah Marad> Oh give me some credit
[22:39][FC]<J'inarah Marad> My ERP wouldn't consist of "69"

SM Nick · **04-25-2015, 07:45 PM**

From the Count of Cards competition at USH: Although I did not win I think my fireshow was the best one. So here it is.

Quote:Nathan Telluride: "and with no further ado, please welcome, Solis Claritas!"
Burgand Forehunt glances about before just raising his hands to clap. "Hell if I ain't ready for somethin' at this point."
Katsuni Blacke claps.
Ciel Sauveterre claps for you.
Hesme Escargot cheers you on!
Amelia Ashford claps for you.
Tarasa Blaetwyn: clap
Adelheidis Dachera claps for you.
Tarasa Blaetwyn claps for Nathan Telluride.
You bow.
Imogene Holmes opens a bag of muffins and is about to bite into one of it,before looking to the side at her neighbor. "Want some? They have raisins." She offers the muffin.
Solis Claritas waves towards the audience, with a hot-blooded smile on his face. "Hello, everyone! Pretty ladies! Handsome gentleman! I am Solis Claritas: The Bright Crimson Sun!" He bows down in an extravagant manner, before popping back up and pointing towards the audience. "Let me show you something: A scorching feat of hot blood! A fantastic tale of flames that will leave you awed!"
Nathan Telluride: (Oh, last thing - /say is ok for your acts. That's why we are close to the stage)
Solis Claritas | He takes a stance with both of his hands closed into fists in front of him. "Ifrit's embers pale to nothing..." His left hand opens and an ember appears, "Compared to a fire..." Right hand opens with an ember as well, "that burns brighter..." Solis moves both arms with the embers growing into flames as he prepares a stance, "than the Sun!" He creates a fiery display showing a symbol that is the same as on his bandana: A golden dragon coiling a fiery sword.
Adelheidis Dachera looks at you in shock!
Imogene Holmes: "...Ah. Flashy."
Tarasa Blaetwyn claps for you.
Rhela Awandih: "Ooooo!"
Amelia Ashford's eyes grow wide with awe upon seeing you.
X'caizhen Tia flutters his ears a bit, "Hmm."
Solis Claritas | After a while the image dissipates before Solis brings his arms together touching his shoulders, "Let me show you...the Wings of the Phoenix!" He grunts as he opens his arms like wings, as his fire magic gives the illusion of lustrious wings.
Katsuni Blacke claps for you.
Temariah Dawnsong tilts her head at the display, seemingly mildly interested.
A'yhunde Tohka claps for you.
Rivienne Navarre chuckles and follows the dance of the flames with her gaze.
Solis Claritas "The Solar Twister!" He covers his arms with his fire magic and spins for a couple of minutes giving the illusion of a tornado made of fire, but fortunately not harmful
Adelheidis Dachera claps for you.
Amelia Ashford: Ah~
Tarasa Blaetwyn claps for you.
X'caizhen Tia glances at Rhela, chuckling a bit, then looks at the fireshow.
Katsuni Blacke's eyes grow wide with awe upon seeing you.
Hesme Escargot claps for you.
Solis Claritas stops spinning and kneel to regain himself, closing his eyes. "And now. . . .the finale!" He gets up and puts his hands together as if holding an invisble ball.
You deliver a confident smirk.
Solis Claritas | "And now to end this display...My Ignis Supernova!" He creates a ball of flames with his hand and holds it above himself, before punching it, the ball bursting into golden sparkles of light that reach the audience, a truly extravagant display.
A'yhunde Tohka cheers you on!
Hesme Escargot: Ooh...
Ferro Kaolha congratulates you.
X'caizhen Tia feels sorry for any Keepers in the audience.
Adelheidis Dachera cheers you on!
Hesme Escargot claps for you.
A'yhunde Tohka claps for you.
O'rahn Kevelan claps for you.
Nebula Stardancer cheers you on!
Serene Ember claps for you.
Solis Claritas bows down one last time as sparkles go near him.
Katsuni Blacke claps for you.
Rivienne Navarre chuckles and claps her hands as she watches the display.
You bow.
Burgand Forehunt tips his head in respect for the show, clapping his hands heavily. "Need more like that one on the field."
Hesme Escargot cheers you on!
Ciel Sauveterre mumbles something to herself about hoping their hosts have fire insurance.
Rhela Awandih: "Aaaah, very nice!"
Temariah Dawnsong follows one of the sparkles with her eyes, watching it until it fizzles. Her head tilts to the other side.
Imogene Holmes: "We're lucky that wasn't a dangerous firespell. Or else it'd blow us all up."
You beam with delight at Nathan Telluride.
Aya Foxheart claps excitedly,"Its the best sort of magic!"
Nathan Telluride: "Give it up for Solis!"
Katsuni Blacke cheers you on!
Ciel Sauveterre claps.
X'caizhen Tia: "Very impressive," Zhen nods.
Amelia Ashford: Very impressive!
Tarasa Blaetwyn claps.
A'yhunde Tohka cheers you on!

Cliodhna Eoghan · **04-28-2015, 12:01 PM**

soo yeah...not really in game logs but i'm hoping to get a pass at that and put this up anyway since i don't really have a way to post them...early morning shenanigans

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